Deathray sent in and asked me to post to his comment but I couldn’t get it to post there, funny enough to be an update.
12 thoughts on “Do you suffer from this?”
I am the exact opposite of that.
Hell I put some dogs to shame marking my territory.
They used to call it having a “Bashful Kidney”.
I’ve been through more Urology related exams, procedures, and more exams in the last four months than I freakin’ EVAH wanted to do!
Tiny Elvis gets stage fright.
One of my coworkers used to have Shy Bowel Syndrome, a condition where he refused to poop at work. His main fear was sitting on head and having someone burst in on him. If he had to go, he would leave for home (about 15 miles one way) and then come back. We teased him quite a bit, offering to ‘paper train’ him at work.
He did finally overcome it though.
Pretty good sign they were never in the old Marine Corp. No dividers in the head in boot or almost anywhere else. Did your business in front of god and country.
That meant, for Marines, there was one less available place to beat your meat.
Navy also.
Army wasn’t any different and we had to clean it so the Virgin Mary would be proud to take a dump there
Only when I’m in a line-up.
That fag in the yellow.
“Publipissophobia” 🤷♂️
I used to pee out back, but the horses started getting scared, and jealous.
I am the exact opposite of that.
Hell I put some dogs to shame marking my territory.
They used to call it having a “Bashful Kidney”.
I’ve been through more Urology related exams, procedures, and more exams in the last four months than I freakin’ EVAH wanted to do!
Tiny Elvis gets stage fright.
One of my coworkers used to have Shy Bowel Syndrome, a condition where he refused to poop at work. His main fear was sitting on head and having someone burst in on him. If he had to go, he would leave for home (about 15 miles one way) and then come back. We teased him quite a bit, offering to ‘paper train’ him at work.
He did finally overcome it though.
Pretty good sign they were never in the old Marine Corp. No dividers in the head in boot or almost anywhere else. Did your business in front of god and country.
That meant, for Marines, there was one less available place to beat your meat.
Navy also.
Army wasn’t any different and we had to clean it so the Virgin Mary would be proud to take a dump there
Only when I’m in a line-up.
That fag in the yellow.
“Publipissophobia” 🤷♂️
I used to pee out back, but the horses started getting scared, and jealous.