I hate to admit it, but the old insulin medication I used to take (before switching to Ozempic) used to make this a daily risk. I can unfortunately sympathize with this guy. There’s nothing as humiliating as having a less than 60 second warning you need to find someplace out of sight to squat and aim the blast in a safe direction,…and failing.
BTDT, getting worse the older I get.
Adult diapers, here I come!! They’re getting cheaper because they are becoming necessary more and more.
Doesn’t the Bible mention something about Men (and women) becoming incontinent?
bad now, but it all will wash out.
It dribbles out first…
Nicholson said it in the bucket list, “never trust a fart”
The fart is OK, it’s the fast follow through you have to worry about (as he found out).
No joke on that. In the past year I’ve narrowly averted two such disasters. Has to be age related, as I never used to have any such issue, having been genetically gifted a cast iron stomach and a Teflon lined anus. In both cases, I managed to escape with minimal collateral damage (no explosive loss of containment, just a little skid mark in the shorts) but the risk of this shit is real, so make sure you are well attuned to the nature of a fart before you let it rip.
Get your gallbladder removed and every fart is a game of russian roulette.
Amen to that. That picture actually makes me feel sorry for the guy.
You and me both brother! With every chamber loaded…
Sedition had a friend years ago do that and tell me the stories and near misses. Hope I never have to.
That is a FAIL in the “Don’t start no shit, there won’t be no shit” game.
Same issue as the gentlemen pictured but not to that extent. Chemotherapy has changed my countdown clock to”1 minute starting now”. I always check where the restrooms are when entering a new store. No accidents yet but some very close calls
Funny, but not funny.
Had a few close calls, but nothing quite so explosive.
I have learned to be very careful before letting it rip.
An important fact to know is a fart is a turd whistling for the right of way.
I was told they were honking, bwahahaha
Glad to know it’s not just me.
Puts a crimp in your social life, dunnit?
If you haven’t shit your pants, as an adult, at least once in your life, you ain’t human.
Looks like someone went to Taco Bell for lunch
I hate to admit it, but the old insulin medication I used to take (before switching to Ozempic) used to make this a daily risk. I can unfortunately sympathize with this guy. There’s nothing as humiliating as having a less than 60 second warning you need to find someplace out of sight to squat and aim the blast in a safe direction,…and failing.
BTDT, getting worse the older I get.
Adult diapers, here I come!! They’re getting cheaper because they are becoming necessary more and more.
Doesn’t the Bible mention something about Men (and women) becoming incontinent?
bad now, but it all will wash out.
It dribbles out first…
Nicholson said it in the bucket list, “never trust a fart”
The fart is OK, it’s the fast follow through you have to worry about (as he found out).
No joke on that. In the past year I’ve narrowly averted two such disasters. Has to be age related, as I never used to have any such issue, having been genetically gifted a cast iron stomach and a Teflon lined anus. In both cases, I managed to escape with minimal collateral damage (no explosive loss of containment, just a little skid mark in the shorts) but the risk of this shit is real, so make sure you are well attuned to the nature of a fart before you let it rip.
Get your gallbladder removed and every fart is a game of russian roulette.
Amen to that. That picture actually makes me feel sorry for the guy.
You and me both brother! With every chamber loaded…
Sedition had a friend years ago do that and tell me the stories and near misses. Hope I never have to.
That is a FAIL in the “Don’t start no shit, there won’t be no shit” game.
Same issue as the gentlemen pictured but not to that extent. Chemotherapy has changed my countdown clock to”1 minute starting now”. I always check where the restrooms are when entering a new store. No accidents yet but some very close calls
Funny, but not funny.
Had a few close calls, but nothing quite so explosive.
I have learned to be very careful before letting it rip.
An important fact to know is a fart is a turd whistling for the right of way.
I was told they were honking, bwahahaha
Glad to know it’s not just me.
Puts a crimp in your social life, dunnit?
If you haven’t shit your pants, as an adult, at least once in your life, you ain’t human.
Amen, nor adult.