Open the door and come out now. Haven’t you heard, it’s en vogue now. We all know that you’re mainlining Tasters Choice and slamming Twinkies.
Went to stay with an asshole friend of mine a few years ago and he brewed up this super fancy gourmet coffee for us in the morning. I was on my sixth cup and wondering why I was still asleep when he said he’d quit caffeine. Could have killed him. Asshole.
Tastes like gasoline
Open the door and come out now. Haven’t you heard, it’s en vogue now. We all know that you’re mainlining Tasters Choice and slamming Twinkies.
Went to stay with an asshole friend of mine a few years ago and he brewed up this super fancy gourmet coffee for us in the morning. I was on my sixth cup and wondering why I was still asleep when he said he’d quit caffeine. Could have killed him. Asshole.
Hillary drinks decaf.
Hopefully not for much longer