Darth Cheney Dead At 84, Finally

For someone who can run their mouth and come up with some vile shit to say, I find myself having trouble expressing my feelings about Darth Cheney’s passing. Other than to say that I think that dirty motherfucker was one of the most vile and evil cocksuckers to ever hold office in this once great country.

Vice President Dick Cheney, speaks at the 50th anniversary celebration of the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, Thursday, April 10, 2008, in Washington. Bush administration officials from Vice President Dick Cheney on down signed off on using harsh interrogation techniques against suspected terrorists after asking the Justice Department to endorse their legality, The Associated Press has learned. (AP Photo/Manuel Balce Ceneta)

People say you shouldn’t speak ill of the dead.

Fuck that.

The dirty, rotten to the core Necromancer needs a proper send off.

I have been waiting a long time to vent my spleen over that fucking cunt.

The list of evil shit he perpetrated in and out of office would fill a book and he was unrepentant to the bitter end.

So long motherfucker, I hope they have a barrel of oil standing by to baste your fat ass with as you slowly turn on the spit over the hottest pit in Hell.

28 thoughts on “Darth Cheney Dead At 84, Finally

    • The apple fell not far from that tree. One day we will be informed that Dick, so aptly named, was involved in the J6 lynching committee business right along with his spawn.

      By the way. His favorite motto seemed to be “lets you and him fight.” He got five college deferments during Viet Nam and never served a day in the military, but that never gave him pause to keep somebody else’s kid from going then or subsequently. Fortunate Son indeed; when the band plays “Hail to the Chief”
      he pointed the cannon at you, your kids and all the rest of us.

  1. Hey Phil,

    Please open up about your feelings…. It’s OK, we are all friends here.

    Roast in Hell, Dick.

  2. That was a beautiful sendoff. Not so sure I could’ve said it better myself. And yeah, fuck that guy.

  3. Couldn’t have said it any better myself, well maybe a little, like hope you daughter gets to mourn you from jail.

  4. Just think, Cheyney will be in Hell for eternity.
    It is so hot there, he will be wearing a Speedo.
    Then Hillary and Big Mikewill soon die, and they will be wearing things.
    In no time, I will be feeling sorry for everyone else in Hell.

  5. Fuck this Ghoul! And fuck those that excuse his killing of millions for profit.
    Rest in Piss MF!

  6. Mama said “If you can’t say anything nice about someone, then don’t say anything at all.”
    Well, I say, “That motherfucker Dick Cheney is dead and that’s good.”

  7. Cheney and Brennan will shaking hands in the hot place one day. I hope Brennan follows swiftly.

    On another note there is now a commie jihadi mudslime as mayor elect in NYFC. God help them.

    TDS is alive and well in NYFC.

    I always knew that NYFC residents were fucked in the head. This election proves it.

      • Why should God, or anyone else, help NYC? Stupid fucks voted for it. If God does anything, he should just give it the Sodom and Gomorrah treatment, and be done with it.

  8. One of my greatest regrets is voting for Cheney. At least I didn’t vote for Trump.

    • Yeah, I have forgotten the reason why for 2016 and 2020. But in 2024 it was because you were in the ER getting that 64 oz bottle of Sprite removed from your ass. Or was it Mountain Dew?

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