Couples that taze together stay together. Get two and spread the Love. Bring the kids.
Had to take the ride first time I was certified.
Nope never again if I can avoid it. Think I’d rather be shot.
I know I’d rather be pepper sprayed.
44KV off of a picture tube aquadag is no fun, trust me. If I hadn’t been a young healthy teenager my heart would’ve stopped.
Felt like somebody hit me with a sledgehammer!
When in training and my stint as an MP, I had to get certified and recerted on Taser, yes, we had them back in 1976, pepper-spray and it wasn’t the weak shit cops and those little keyring fobs they sell to women, so they will feel safe and military CS gas every 6 weeks and had to be recerted in scheduled drugs. Which meant we had to sit and inhale pot, hashish and black tar heroin as it burnt every 3 months and knew how to identify drugs by their tab or capsule shape and smell and had to know how to use field testing devices. Yes, I would rather be shot and I have been shot in the foot by a girlfriend showing her how to shoot my Walther P22 and she fired two rounds into my right foot.
There’s a part of me that wants to say something derogatory about her
Then I remember that you found one that married you twice
You know how to find them my man
Sorry bud, but only married two and half times and not the same gal. My weakness is not having the ability to discern and apply due diligence when affairs of the heart are concerned. All my training and experience goes out the window… I bow my head in shame. Oh, you have my blessing to say derogatory epitaphs about that one(or any of the two and half I did marry), never had a notion to marry or even share a sinful bed on a long term co-habitation.
It was the only way to seduce her
Well, I did get a “Thanks for playing and here is a parting grope…”
Gotta be ungrounded…
Leather or hard rubber helps. No water.
Couples that taze together stay together. Get two and spread the Love. Bring the kids.
Had to take the ride first time I was certified.
Nope never again if I can avoid it. Think I’d rather be shot.
I know I’d rather be pepper sprayed.
44KV off of a picture tube aquadag is no fun, trust me. If I hadn’t been a young healthy teenager my heart would’ve stopped.
Felt like somebody hit me with a sledgehammer!
When in training and my stint as an MP, I had to get certified and recerted on Taser, yes, we had them back in 1976, pepper-spray and it wasn’t the weak shit cops and those little keyring fobs they sell to women, so they will feel safe and military CS gas every 6 weeks and had to be recerted in scheduled drugs. Which meant we had to sit and inhale pot, hashish and black tar heroin as it burnt every 3 months and knew how to identify drugs by their tab or capsule shape and smell and had to know how to use field testing devices. Yes, I would rather be shot and I have been shot in the foot by a girlfriend showing her how to shoot my Walther P22 and she fired two rounds into my right foot.
There’s a part of me that wants to say something derogatory about her
Then I remember that you found one that married you twice
You know how to find them my man
Sorry bud, but only married two and half times and not the same gal. My weakness is not having the ability to discern and apply due diligence when affairs of the heart are concerned. All my training and experience goes out the window… I bow my head in shame. Oh, you have my blessing to say derogatory epitaphs about that one(or any of the two and half I did marry), never had a notion to marry or even share a sinful bed on a long term co-habitation.
It was the only way to seduce her
Well, I did get a “Thanks for playing and here is a parting grope…”