10 thoughts on “Cold Start”

1. So, a self-starter, ay?

2. That doesn’t happen when I yank on my dick three times.

   • Does it come only an inch when you do that three times?

     • No, I have to yank all the inches at once. Hard work.

3. Three pulls?

   Needs a tune-up.

4. That drink gives you gas like you’ve been eating Red River cereal.

5. Who the fuck wears bright red shoes?

   • Someone who can vibrate his way across the yard.

6. Funny Phil shit right thar.

   • Drinking Budweiser wearing Budweiser cap there’s your problem

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