And I am a prophet! I can turn pizza and other foods into pooh… bow and scrape before me, you uncivilized pagan barbarians!!!
My wife always looks at me like I’m crazy when I eat cold pizza. She ought to be used to it, we’ve been married 54 years.
Cold Pizza is tasty (after one day, it’s BETTER), easier to handle, and doesn’t flop all over. Your Wifey Unit is weird. Better get her checked…
Cold pizza and/or cold spaghetti is the best breakfast for a hangover along with a little hair of the dog, IMHO.
Two day old spaghetti is a good substitute
And I am a prophet!
I can turn pizza and other foods into pooh… bow and scrape before me, you uncivilized pagan barbarians!!!
I turn mine into extra fat cells.
Poo is the side effect.
My wife always looks at me like I’m crazy when I eat cold pizza. She ought to be used to it, we’ve been married 54 years.
Cold Pizza is tasty (after one day, it’s BETTER), easier to handle, and doesn’t flop all over.
Your Wifey Unit is weird. Better get her checked…
Cold pizza and/or cold spaghetti is the best breakfast for a hangover along with a little hair of the dog, IMHO.
Turning water into wine, beer and spirits isn’t exactly a miracle.
Cold pizza, warm beer…college breakfast of champions
Only reason I’m still alive