Hunter Biden’s Lawyers Get An UFITA* From A REAL Federal Judge

*Uninvited Finger In The Ass

In a move that absolutely NO ONE saw coming, this particular judge took exceptional umbrage to the fact that these lawyers tried to pull a fast one and put a little clause in the fine print of the extremely lenient plea deal they thought they had in the bag, saying that Hunter would then be immune from further prosecution if he pled guilty to a slap on the wrist deal they had cooked up.

The one everyone except Hunter and his equally crooked Father thought was an outrage in the first place.

Hunter pled not guilty to the charges so the case is ongoing.

Delaware judge Maryellen Noreika, a Trump appointee, set new ‘conditions of release’ for Hunter Biden.

If Hunter does not comply with any part of the judge’s order, he can be arrested.

HUNTER IS REQUIRED TO:

1) NOT possess a firearm
2) NOT use or possess any controlled substances (including marijuana) unless prescribed
3) Submit to full federal supervision
4) NO use of alcohol AT ALL
5) Seek active employment
6) Submit to testing for prohibited substances
7) Participate in substance abuse therapy

PENALTIES FOR VIOLATING COULD INCLUDE:

1) Immediate issuance of an arrest warrant
2) Revocation of release
3) Forfeiture of bond
4) Prosecution for contempt of court

In my personal opinion, after all these years of Hunter Biden getting away with things that would have anyone else rotting in jail until dead of natural causes and his very well known substance abuse issues, I can see him getting completely sideways with these conditions, thinking everything will just be business as usual.

In other related news, Hunter is also still under investigation for failing to register as a Foreign Agent too.

Aaaand,

Hunter Biden Legal Team Responds to Allegations of Impersonating Republican Attorney to Court Clerk, Claims It was ‘Misunderstanding’-  “There Was No Misrepresentation”

Attorneys for Hunter Biden have responded to allegations of deceiving a court clerk to remove certain documents from a court docket, claiming it was a simple “misunderstanding.”

The Gateway Pundit previously reported that Hunter Biden’s legal team is facing possible sanctions after they lied about their identity to have the testimony of IRS whistleblowers removed from the docket in Hunter’s tax fraud case.

Hunter’s lawyer called the courthouse clerk PRETENDING to work for GOP lawyer Ted Kittila and told the clerk they didn’t really mean to file all the whistleblower stuff.

The fucking balls on these people.

Between this and trying to slide in no further prosecutions into his plea deal, I’m thinking his entire legal team should be disbarred.

This whole sordid saga just got real interesting.

Alright meatheads, which one of you jokers sent this to me?

It is from someone that has my mailing address… I don’t give that out freely. Who ever it is has a distinct printing style.

I have my suspicions! You are lucky, the postmark is blurry and unreadable as to where it was mailed from. I find out and war is declared. I will not let this stand. I best not be getting flyers, mail and contacts from this site. I WILL FIND YOU! Ask Greg, I have mad search skills.

No Press? No Problem!

Pay attention starting at 17 seconds in.

Prepare to be amazed.

I didn’t watch the entire thing, my mouth got dry from hanging open after watching them “Press” that together..

OK, I went back and watched the whole thing.

These guys are animals.

Grinding on bearing journals and not even bothering to wipe the grinding dust and grit off before they put things together, cosmetic grease packing of huge bearings, using grinding discs on gear sets and shafts, not to even mention the gravity method of pressing shafts into gear sets.

By all that is holy among mechanics, these guys break every rule I have ever heard of when assembling something.

The Smartest Guy Joe Biden Knows Just Made History And Not In A Good Way

Ayep, someone please correct me if I’m wrong but I do not ever remember seeing redacted pictures of ANYONE, getting a blowjob from a hooker being flashed around the Halls of Congress before.

Major props to Marjorie Taylor Greene for having the guts to pull that one off.

I laughed my skinny ass off when all the hypocrite democrats started freaking out and saying it was too racy when these are the same sick bastards thinking it’s perfectly fine for teachers to discuss anal sex with second graders.

Yeah, fuck you fuckers, eat shit.

Oh and Double Extra Bonus Round, The IRS, The DOJ and The FBI also got slapped around today in these hearings when two Whistleblowers testified that they were prevented from pursuing FELONY counts against Mr. Hunter Biden by higher ups, the death blow of the day going to one Whistleblower IRS Agent, a Mr. Shapely, when asked by “Rep. Gary Palmer: “Was there other evidence in this investigation that you were denied access to?

IRS Whistleblower Shapley: “Yes. The Hunter Biden laptop.

Paging Director Wray to the white courtesy phone, Director Wray,

You got’s some ‘splaining to do now pal. Because we all know that you have been sitting on that laptop since 2019 and you buried it on purpose and directed a monster disinformation campaign about it to keep it buried during the last Presidential election.

To protect Joe Kidsniffer Biden.

Direct election interference, complete with foreign interference. bribery, tax evasion and a an entire dictionary full of Hunter’s perversions just waiting to be fully investigated now that the lid has been lifted.

Oh yeah, today the entire rotten apparatus took a torpedo directly amid ship.

Y’all are going to have to excuse me, I am suddenly feeling a little faint.

All the blood just rushed out of my head.

Sounds Pretty Good

I called CederQ a bit ago but he was out having a steak with family so it was a short conversation.

I told the Wifely Unit he was having steak and she lit right up.

Since I haven’t eaten much in the past couple of days because I was sleeping,..

We looked at each other and I said, ya wanna?

So we are going out and having steaks for dinner.

I’m freaking hungry.

Perhaps a bit later there will be something here worth a visit, right now I’m going fooding.

Catch ya later.

TKO’d

I dunno WTF is going on but except for going to work and coming home to fall down, I have been in bed since Sunday afternoon.

I just don’t feel good and I spent all day yesterday yawning right up until I hit the front door.

Haven’t eaten anything since yesterday at 11. First thing is to stop and get some grub and something for lunch today,

Thanks to CederQ for keeping the lights on, I gotta go to work again now.