Wow.
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I Literally Just Did This With Ammo

I had to run down to BiMart yesterday to get some stuff and just for shits and grins I stopped by the Sporting Goods desk to see if they had any .22 LR shells.
I was very pleasantly amazed to see that not only did they have some CCI in stock, they had 500 round boxes of Stingers on hand!
So I snagged two 50 round plastic boxes of regular .22LR and one of the 500 round boxes of Stingers.
Since I had to wrap a couple gifts for the Wifely Unit anyway, I wrapped up the Stingers, slapped a tag on it with my name on it from Santa and sneaked it in under the tree when she wasn’t looking.
She’s gonna pitch a fit because she asked me several times if I wanted some ammo for Christmas and I kept saying yes but she was talking 9mm and .556.
I haven’t seen Stingers in BiMart for years so I kinda cheated but in my defense, she never asked me if I wanted any .22 shells.
LOL!
Merry Christmas to me!
Y’All Is Doomed
I ain’t got too many years left and I’m thinking I should be grateful for that at this point.
You Got This

Give Me A Freakin’ Break
Audi comes out with an Electric SUV that transforms into a pickup.
So this thing is jam packed with gimmicky gizmo’s that are all “Creative Innovations”.
And I do mean jam packed.
From top to bottom and end to end.
All the cool rich kids are going to want this, right?
The problem with “Creative Innovations” is, when they stop working.
I wouldn’t even want to take a guess at what it would cost to fix that sliding rear glass mechanism or that fancy flip out steering wheel if it suddenly crapped out.
Pretty likely more that what I have been paying for entire vehicles for the last twenty years.
Nope, nope and nope.
You can have all of that crap.
Call me Old Fashioned all you want but I am going to keep my REAL TRUCK
as long as I possibly can.

You can have your D Cell Special on steroids.
Fucked Around And Found Out
Looks permanent to me too.
I’m telling ya, people are done playing with these assholes.
A Worthy Cause I Would Donate Heavily To

The quicker you get to fucking off the better.
Stupid bitch has no fucking clue.
Filed Under Be Very Careful About What You Ask For
Somebody Has Been Paying Attention
2016

2023

Buckle Up Buttercups
I can guarantee you that 2024 is going to be a shit show of such magnitude that future historical events are going to be gauged by it.
Buy This Guy A Beer
Eventually The Bean Counters Will Overcome The Marketing Pukes
It will be very, very, soon at this rate.

It’s just like how do you become a Millionaire?
Be a Billionaire and get a crazy, high maintenance girlfriend.
It’s the same principal.
Natural Born Mechanic
I’m Sure It’s Not Just Me
I fucking hate it though.

I Need To Ask Leigh If He Has Tried This
I know I’ve worked on a few that needed it.