And we wonder why we can’t afford a new truck.

Hey, it works.

Watch to the end….

You have heard the term Playing Turtle?

Yeah, that.

I certainly did.

The push is on to float the idea of putting Moose on the Democrat ticket for President.

I have one condition for that.

She/It has to pull the britches down so everybody can figure out if they are voting for the first Black Woman for President or the second Black Man.

Either way it would be Barack Obama’s 4th term and this country would absolutely not survive.

(Btw, the meme is an original I made many years ago.)

SOoooooo, what’s yours?

Just in case…

Lol!

At this point my distrust isn’t even quantifiable.

For those who don’t know or don’t remember, I grew up with the Viet Nam War on the television every fucking night.

Even back then I knew I was being lied to.

Hell froze over!

Yet.

So I can throw it in the drawer with the half dozen other tape measurers I do already have.

Gotta admit it’s pretty clever though.

Bet ya dollar I still cut a board too short and crooked.

This will always be my favorite Marshall Tucker Band tune.

Now pick your jaw up off the floor and wipe that astonished look off yer face.

Y’all didn’t think I had it in me did ya.