I already got the test results back from the Colonoscopy adventure and the good news is that nothing turned out to be cancerous.

Praise Jesus.

But….

Since I have a history of the polyps, they want me to go back every 3 years and do it again.

Such lovely thoughts I have about that…

Anyways, to lighten the subject up a bit, Brad in IL sent me this video so I thought I would share it.

And Mikey sent this one from the comments on the original post.

I guess ya gotta have a sense of humor over the whole degrading experience.

I want to thank you for your messages and comments.

Update,

One more from the comments.

Thanks to Ima Jewish Deplorable.

I had a colonoscopy this morning. Didn’t eat solid food since Saturday evening, had to drink some stuff that tasted like they dipped parts in it to chrome coat them last night plus tons of water.,

Squirted out my ass all night until almost 4 A/M. Then had to be up at 5:30 to get ready to be at the hospital at 7:00.

Got knocked out and woke up at 8:30.

I have been asleep all day.

The instructions were written by a former Nazi SS guard and if you didn’t follow them exactly they would refuse to do it and charge you for an office visit so you could come back later and do it all over again so The Wifely Unit made me follow them to the letter and the minute.

Apparently they sliced out 5 polyps so now I have to wait on the lab for results. The minute we got out of there we went down the road to a Shari’s restaurant and I had steak and eggs with stuffed hash browns with gravy on top and sour dough toast. I polished the plate.

All this bullshit because I have been anemic since the first of the year. My fucking doctor refused to just let me take some iron supplements and demanded I have this done to make sure I didn’t have an internal bleed, which I repeatedly told her I never saw any evidence of.

So I ordered some fucking Geritol off Amazon and started taking that. The pre-interview for this ass exploring had me give blood samples and the anemia had been fixed.

Duh/Face Palm.

Supposedly, after FIFTEEN MOTHERFUCKING MONTHS, this is the last fucking hurdle and now my Cardio Vascular surgeon can set a fucking date to go in and put some stents in just below where the Aorta splits off into two arteries.

They aren’t going to do Fuck All with my legs.

Something is better than nothing at this point but I’m telling ya, my hatred of doctors and the entire fucking medical industry is white hot right now.

Looks like he dyed his beard too.

As far as I’m concerned there is more than enough evidence right this minute of hideous side effects and premature death associated with their fucking jab to warrant arresting every motherfucker even remotely connected to the damn thing and trying them for pre-meditated first degree murder on a planet wide scale.

The fact that they are still pushing for people to put that poison in their bodies is beyond my comprehension.

I still can’t believe some of them wanted us to forgive them for the way they treated us for not rolling over and taking that jab either.

Fuck You Then and Double Fuck You Now.

The cat or the raccoon eyes.

1. Fire them all.
2. Vet the rest hard.
3. We are a hell of a lot better informed than the last time, Trump should be too.

Time and time again I have reminded you that food is the Communist’s favorite weapon.

They are absolutely planning a World Wide Famine, the sheer amount of incidents defy any odds.

This short video is going to surprise even the most ardent conspiracy theorist.

I found the link to this originally at Steve Quayle’s site.

and it’s just as sweet as I had ever hoped it would be.

Tucker Carlson does a pretty good job of destroying a Karen reporter trying to tie his words in with heinous acts.

President Trump does it better and quicker.

We absolutely need more of this.

When they try to trap you and twist your words, call them an idiot and walk away.

Better yet, don’t talk to them at all.

240-ton 793 BEV

MPGe is how far an EV can go on a “gallon of electrons”.(EV’s vary between 

The Fulin Sodium-ion Battery Energy Storage Station in China uses 210 Ah sodium-ion battery cells that charge to 90% in a 12 minutes. The station can support 35,000 homes

2024 Chevrolet Equinox EV boasts 319 miles of range in front-wheel-drive 2LT for $43,295 (excluding destination) before the $7,500 EV tax credit.

Arc Sport 500hp electric wake boat

Bargersville, Indiana has a fleet of 13 Tesla police cars. Police Chief Todd Bertram says the fleet is saving taxpayers $80,000 a year in fuel costs.

Callum Skye off-road EV sports car

There are 183,000 Level 2 and DC fast charging ports in the U.S. says the Office of Energy and Transportation. Double the chargers in 2021

The Denker Avenue truck charging depot covers LA’s 2 Ports and can charge 96 Semis.  Powered by Natural gas, Generators are “hydrogen ready”. So they still need a ‘fuel’ source to operate.

DEAP Trees

Rivian R1T is the only truck–electric or ICE–in the U.S.to earn the Top Safety Pick+ award from the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety(IIHS).

The 320 kW FLO Ultra DC fast chargers can charge most EVs to 80% in 15 min. Made in Michigan and rolling off the assembly line now.

Aeromine bladeless wind turbines

Toyota has lobbied hard against EVs globally, now it’s finding new ways to add a gas engine to it’s EV models.

In mid 2025, the new Bolt EUV could start around $30,000 or less. Rumors suggest around 270 miles of range with LFP batteries.

Taxation without representation.

A hundred Grand a year.

I’m doing something very wrong.

I stumbled across this over the weekend.

I was so impressed that I ordered two for work today. They aren’t cheap at about $65 each but if they work as advertised they will pay for themselves the first time you use them.

It saved this guy’s ass.

It will be at least a week before the ones I ordered at work show up.