Audi comes out with an Electric SUV that transforms into a pickup.

So this thing is jam packed with gimmicky gizmo’s that are all “Creative Innovations”.

And I do mean jam packed.

From top to bottom and end to end.

All the cool rich kids are going to want this, right?

The problem with “Creative Innovations” is, when they stop working.

I wouldn’t even want to take a guess at what it would cost to fix that sliding rear glass mechanism or that fancy flip out steering wheel if it suddenly crapped out.

Pretty likely more that what I have been paying for entire vehicles for the last twenty years.

Nope, nope and nope.

You can have all of that crap.

Call me Old Fashioned all you want but I am going to keep my REAL TRUCK

as long as I possibly can.

You can have your D Cell Special on steroids.

Looks permanent to me too.

I’m telling ya, people are done playing with these assholes.

The quicker you get to fucking off the better.

Stupid bitch has no fucking clue.

2016

2023

I can guarantee you that 2024 is going to be a shit show of such magnitude that future historical events are going to be gauged by it.

It will be very, very, soon at this rate.

It’s just like how do you become a Millionaire?

Be a Billionaire and get a crazy, high maintenance girlfriend.

It’s the same principal.

I fucking hate it though.