Call JL5-2020

The Wifely Unit didn’t notice this until after she had pulled in next to it in a Walgreen’s parking lot and was getting ready to get out of the car.

That whole Keep Portland Weird shit must be spreading.

Well, Except For The Budweiser….

This is us.

Every year since we got together, the Wifely Unit does KFC for Christmas Eve dinner, I just put in my order.

Yeah, I got lucky and married up.

I have always been White Trash and proud of it.

My thanks to Mr. Paul S. for sending this my way, it’s perfect.

So whatever your tastes in Christmas dinner are, like us, just be grateful we have anything at all and say a prayer for those less fortunate.

Merry Christmas and Happy New year from my clan to yours and a special thanks to CederQ for taking this meager little Blog in a dirty little corner of the internet to a new level.

Very, very sincerely from yours truly,

Phil

I Literally Just Did This With Ammo

I had to run down to BiMart yesterday to get some stuff and just for shits and grins I stopped by the Sporting Goods desk to see if they had any .22 LR shells.

I was very pleasantly amazed to see that not only did they have some CCI in stock, they had 500 round boxes of Stingers on hand!

So I snagged two 50 round plastic boxes of regular .22LR and one of the 500 round boxes of Stingers.

Since I had to wrap a couple gifts for the Wifely Unit anyway, I wrapped up the Stingers, slapped a tag on it with my name on it from Santa and sneaked it in under the tree when she wasn’t looking.

She’s gonna pitch a fit because she asked me several times if I wanted some ammo for Christmas and I kept saying yes but she was talking 9mm and .556.

I haven’t seen Stingers in BiMart for years so I kinda cheated but in my defense, she never asked me if I wanted any .22 shells.

LOL!

Merry Christmas to me!