I busted a gut laughing.



I busted a gut laughing.
Watch This and know that it is happening again right now as you read this.
Good lord.
I think the cop handled this one perfectly.
3D printed a flexible hand for this little kid.
Wow.
I had to pause it a couple of times because something caught my eye at the beginning. The guy is also missing a hand.
3D printer Go WHIRRRRRR!
Hmm, gives me an idea……
Kind of interesting but I’m not buying Kamala winning this without massive cheating that will be obvious.
Your mileage may vary.
I found this on Twitter earlier today.
First a little background.
When I saw this, it had been re-posted by This Guy.
Now I have seen this lady on Twitter before and I have two things here.
I think she is very pretty and she is also quite intelligent.
As I said, I have seen her stuff before.
That being said, this came out of Left Field on a rail.
She even says that it was 3:00 A.M. and she knows it’s off the wall because she says anyone seeing it would be lucky because she was probably going to delete it, because it’s racist.
So, watch this and be prepared to be very surprised.
Damn.
Shit’s fucked up innit?
So me being me, an asshole, I replied to the post from the guy that re-posted it.
Nothing personal honey but we got a lot of shit on our plates right now so all y’all is gonna have to figure this shit out on your own. Oh, and by the way, when the lights finally flicker and go out? Get you some of those Wakanda geniuses to figure out how to turn them back on.”
Sometimes I just can’t stop myself.
So there is this “”Neighborhood ” app kinda thing called NEXT DOOR that I joined to keep tabs on what’s going on around here.
Lots of creeps stealing shit out of peoples yards, tons of missing pets and HUNDREDS of fucking Karens whining and sniveling about all kinds of stupid shit.
Sometimes it can be quite entertaining.
I constantly get Email updates about this shit and most of the time I just delete the damn things but today was different.
Today’s installment caught my eye right away with just a cursory glance at the teaser paragraph in the email alert.
I just got home and opened it up.
As soon as I read the whole thing I was FORCED to comment on the damn thing.
Read this and you will see why…
•6 hr ago
• Edited •
An old man with gray hair wearing blue jeans driving a red pickup truck bearing Washington plates stole our yard sign at 3:30 am this morning. It was captured on security video. Identifying the exact year/make/model of the vehicle was very easy. I just showed a picture of it to ChatGPT and it spit the answer right out. A little digging would easily reveal this guy’s identity. Somebody tell this guy that creeping around in other people’s yards in the middle of the night is the behavior of a child. This is not how America is supposed to work. Only goons do stuff like this. Don’t do it again, or you’ll end up with the police at your house.
Umm, yeah.
That description fits me to a “T’, as in EXACTLY!
So I replied to it and said that this description fits me exactly but it sure as hell wasn’t me at 3:30 in the morning.
If you will notice, they don’t say what the sign was about.
I have a dollar says it was a Biden/Harris sign.
If I happen to run across some old codger driving a red truck around here I might have to flag him down and offer to buy him a beer.