I would like all y’alls opinions on these two.

Have at it in the comments.

I don’t have anyplace to put it. This is way freaking cool though

. An Army Surplus Mobile Machine Shop.

Wait until you see how many hours are on it…..

Sent to me by my friend Leigh.

Trump’s alter ego twitter account posted this earlier.

il Donaldo Trumpo @PapiTrumpo Parody account

I KNEW IT!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Couldn’t happen to a bigger sleazebag.

In a loud voice so I can hear and using new Crayons, so I can see.

How it is that because Iran has shut off the Straights of Hormuz half way around the planet, stopping ships full of Crude Oil from getting to market, is a reason to jack the price of gas up 20 cents locally, for gas that has already been refined and has been sitting in the underground tanks at the gas station down the street for three days before any of this shit even started?

Because I’m not seeing a good reason for that but it’s the excuse they are using.

Pay very close attention to what is being said here and then take a minute to look around at the entire media atmosphere in this country.

It will stand out like a sore dick at a whorehouse and it’s been happening for many years now.

You can cross the First Amendment off too.

Yet when confronted with it they continue to deny what is as obvious as the broken nose on my face.

The Noticing Grows.

Scroll down at that link.

I’m sure they have another crazy Mullah lined up to take over but this marks the end of an era that I doubt many will miss.

In honor of that dirty rat fucker’s well deserved demise, I went and dug in my closet and got out the oldest T Shirt I own, from the early 1980’s, making it over forty years old.

I was way ahead of my time.

It’s so old and threadbare that I haven’t worn it in well over fifteen years.

But for now it pretty much sums up how I feel about the Islamic regime over there.

I absolutely hope the Iranian people overthrow those Goat Fuckers so we can welcome them back to the modern world and they can live in peace with all the freedoms they deserve. I have no issue with the Iranian people, it’s the Regime that needs to be exterminated.

Best of luck to the Iranians.

Spreading Democracy again are we?

Oh wait, Regime Change….Right.

Wall Street Apes,

Footage of the United States and Israel military strikes in Iran Explosions and strikes hit multiple locations, including: – Tehran (capital): Multiple blasts in central/downtown areas, near the offices/residence of Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, presidential complex, Ministry of Intelligence, Mehrabad Airport, University Street, Jomhouri area, and more. – Other cities/provinces: Isfahan, Qom, Karaj, Kermanshah, Tabriz, Lorestan. This follows failed nuclear negotiations Iran has reportedly responded with at least one retaliatory missile strike on a US air base in Qatar (minor damage, no casualties mentioned in initial reports).

Doesn’t mean I’m going to remembere anyones name though.

I have literally forgotten peoples names who I have known for twenty years before.

If I just met you?

I’ll literally forget it before you are done telling me what it is.

But I have also recognized someones face I went to school with over thirty years before, sitting in a tavern clear across two states away.

I was standing next to my truck at work today, waiting to talk to an Overhead Crane technitian about a problem we were having with one of the 16 freaking overhead cranes we have when this little guy landed on the fiberglass cover on the bed, right next to my phone.

The little dude came out of nowhere and just decided to take a break I guess.

He didn’t even budge when I reached over and grabbed my phone to take this picture.

He just sat there for a minute then decided it was time to go. He opened up his wings, took off into the air and shortly disappeared amongst all the railroad cars in the yard next to the plant.

Not worried about politics, the surveillance state or boys thinking they are girls.

Just where he is going to find his next meal and where he is going to sleep tonight.

Maybe trying to find a mate and make some babies along the way.

Just as nature intended.

It was one of those rare moments that made me just glad to be alive so I could enjoy the moment and forget about all the bullshit for a second.

IDGAF, I ain’t calling it X.

This kind of shit is why I spend very little time there anyway.

Don’t even get me started on the endless engagement farming horse shit. About every second page has some bullshit like,

“Do You Support The Current Thing?”

Or, “I follow back all patriots”.

“Follow me and I’ll follow you back!”

It’s just endless inane crap and I honestly don’t know why I even bother anymore.

I used to be able to find newsworthy shit or some funny memes and things but now it is just garbage.

Fuck it.

But she pretty much nails it.

She either has a boyfriend or a relative that turns wrenches is my best guess.

In my 45+ years of wrenching, I can assure you that Mechanics and Maintenance Technicians are the Red Headed Step Children of every organization out there.

Until they need your services…

That part about assholes who call me and tell me that the machine is down to get me there faster only for me to have to wait because they are actually still using it hit the nail on the head.

I couldn’t count how many times I have seen that. Inevitably, they then have the gall to stand and look over your shoulder asking when it’s going to be done every ten minutes.

After all these years I have learned to either ignore them or turn around and tell them that I’ll let them know when I’m done.

Fuck You and your pressure tactics.

I didn’t break the motherfucker and you knew damn good and well it was fucked up LONG before you called me in most cases.

My absolute favorite part is when I get to inform them that the part they need has a six month lead time and if they had called me when they first knew about the problem that the part could have probably been here by now.

The look of panic on their faces is priceless.

Here’s a piece of advice you need to pass down to your children.

Never piss off your mechanic.

We have ways to fuck up your life.

He sends me emails occasionally showing me some of the things he fixes. Sometimes in Minus Degree Weather, in the mud, in his driveway, on his brother’s farm and in his garage.

What he has done sometimes makes me look like I would like to have been a mechanic once.

I am not exaggerating even a little bit.

The man amazes me.

Because he is in New York state somewhere, he is very familiar with rusted out rigs because of the salt they use on the roads and he has performed some small miracles on his own rigs but this one in the video I’m afraid is so far gone that I am surprised it hasn’t literally broken in half yet.

It should scare you that there are vehicles out on the roads in this condition.

Dayum.