From LSP over at Lone Star Parson, https://lonestarparson.blogspot.com/

You damn sure wouldn’t be walking down the middle of the street holding a sign.

And it still wouldn’t equal what I paid for a gallon of gas last week.

I paid $4.79…

He just got here and he’s already tired of your shit.

Damned if I know who comes up with shit like this.

The best yer gonna get from me is me telling ya I gotta take a dump.

End of lesson.

I have had some severe health problem crop up over the weekend and I still have eye surgery today. I may not post for a few days as my left eye will be patched and my other health concerns are addressed. Thank you for your understanding.

UPDATE: I am home after eye surgery, the optho surgeon had to access my eye in two different places to remove the vitreous detachments and I am now wearing a eye patch, just call me Redbeard, the porch pirate… I will be wearing the patch for about a week and have another appointment next Monday to remove the sutures he placed, 24 in total.

My other health concern is I have one kidney, my left. My right kidney never developed past a certain size and it was removed two years ago. Now, my Left is failing, it is down to 29% efficiency, which means I will be on dialysis when a spot opens up… yeah. There is a turnover and he expects me to be able to start in two weeks, welcome to socialized medicine. I can alleviate that by driving to Portland three times a week, at least a four hour drive. The doc is putting me on a strict diet and I have to go cold turkey on coffee, that is going to be difficult! I explained to the doc this morning on the phone, he called me and I have an appointment tomorrow besides, I explained coffee keeps me from strangling people and keeps me socially acceptable. Suck on pebbles he retorted… I have a cool doc!

Crap, your blog hosts are falling apart in real time in front of ya.

In the 10 years from when I was 19 and got my first rig to when I was 29 years old, I either wrecked or completely totaled 29 vehicles, 3 times what this says is the lifetime average.

I have literally owned so many cars, trucks, vans and motorcycles that I can’t remember them all anymore.