Camping Saturday

I saw this over at LL’s Place, Virtual Mirage, https://www.virtualmirage.org/

From Mike Rowe

Last week in Baltimore, Uber charged me $85 for a trip that usually costs $20. I looked into how their “surge pricing” model actually works and didn’t like what I learned. So today, after checking out of my hotel in Oklahoma, I called Lyft instead and was picked up by a guy named Mike. He was driving a red F-150, a work truck full of tools and lumber. I sat up front.
“How far to the airport,” I asked.
“Fifteen minutes,” he said. “You in a hurry?”
“Not really,” I said. “Are you?”
“Never.”
As we merged onto the highway and settled into the slow lane, I asked Mike if he was a carpenter in real life.
“Among other things,” he said.
“Jack of all trades?”
“Well, I don’t know about that,” he said. Back in the seventies, I was a plumber’s helper. Then I worked for a spell in the heating and air condition game.”
“How was that?,” I asked.
“Hot and cold,” he said.
I honestly couldn’t tell if he was making a joke or not. His voice had a classic midwestern drawl, and his face had no expression as he stared out the windshield.
“After that, I started carpentry. Trim, then framing. Then, I moved on to building custom cabinets in rich people’s houses. Figured out how to build spiral staircases and furniture. Did pretty good.”
“You retired now?
“No. I build campers these days.”
“What kind of campers?” I asked.
“I build them small ones you can tow pretty much anywhere. They call ‘em teardrop trailers. Got popular during the lockdowns. I build ‘em by hand, one at a time.”
“Yeah? How’s the quality,” I asked.
“Pretty good,” he said.
“Got a website,” I asked.
“Sure,” he said. “Gotta have a website these days.”
“What’s your website called,” I asked.
“Mike’s Pretty Good Campers.”
I still couldn’t tell if he was messing with me.
“Your company is called ‘Mike’s Pretty Good Campers?’”
“I like to manage expectations,” said Mike.
“Under promise and over deliver?”
“That’s the idea,” said Mike.
“Is that what you did before you picked me up just now? Building a pretty good camper?”
“Yup. But I was starting to get frustrated. And I don’t like to work when I’m frustrated. So, now and then, I gotta step away.”
“And drive a stranger to the airport?” I said.
“Never too frustrated to drive,” said Mike. “Driving relaxes me. Besides, we ain’t strangers no more, are we?”
“No,” I said. “I suppose we’re not.”
As we turned on Airport Road, I said, “So what’s the plan? Drop me off and wait for another call. Or head back to the shop and finish building that pretty good camper?”
“Ain’t decided yet. Guess I’ll see how I feel in a few minutes.”
“Good plan,” I said. By the way, if I like your website, would you mind if I shared it on Facebook?”
“Why would you want to do that?” he asked.
“I’ve got a few people who follow me on social media,” I said. “I’m not sure why they do, but they do. Maybe some of them are in the market for a pretty good camper, custom-made by a quasi-retired carpenter who drives for Lyft when he’s feeling frustrated?”
“Can’t hurt,” said Mike. “Once people see these things, they fall in love with ‘em. They have conventions all over the country for teardrop trailer owners. Thousands show up. You wouldn’t believe how people decorate ‘em and such.”
“I don’t know about that, Mike. I’ll believe pretty much anything these days.”
As we pulled up to the airport, Mike asked me what carrier I was on.
“American,” I said. “Right here is fine.”
“Pre-check?” he asked.
“Yes,” I said.
“Well then, you don’t want to get out at American. Let me take you to the end. Otherwise, you got a walk across the whole dang the terminal.”
We pulled up to the curb at the end of Will Rogers Airport. I hopped out as Mike dragged my bags out of the bed of his work truck.
“You look familiar,” he said. “Have I driven you before?”
“I don’t think so,” I said. “I would have remembered. Thanks for the lift.”
“No problem,” he said. “Was the ride okay?”
“It was a pretty good lift,” I said. Somewhere behind his mustache, Mike might have smiled as I walked into the only airport in America named for a cowboy who never met a man he didn’t like. There, I boarded my plane and checked to see if there really was website called “Mike’s Pretty Good Campers.”
Son of a gun…

https://www.mikesprettygoodcampers.com

7 thoughts on “Camping Saturday

    • I would say he doesn’t watch a lot of TV. at least I know who Mike Rowe is. seen him before I tossed the damn TV set out 25 years ago. kind of like the check out lane at the supermarket, I have no idea who any of the people are that are on those magazines they sell
      there. well, maybe some of them. not many though.

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