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I honestly cannot stand Valentine’s Day. I hate cut flowers. If I want chocolate, I’ll get it myself. The very worst of all hallmark days.
i asked the bride if this was correct & she said; “I aint buyin’ it”. i mean come on . . . . its on the internet isnt it???
He’s right, you know.
I honestly cannot stand Valentine’s Day. I hate cut flowers. If I want chocolate, I’ll get it myself. The very worst of all hallmark days.
i asked the bride if this was correct & she said; “I aint buyin’ it”.
i mean come on . . . . its on the internet isnt it???
No, she’s not buyin it, you are. We were screwed from the get go.