Woman: “If you treated me like a thoroughbred, I wouldn’t be such a nag.” Man: “If you weren’t such a nag, I’d treat you like a thoroughbred.”
Woman: “If you treated me like a thoroughbred, I wouldn’t be such a nag.”
Man: “If you weren’t such a nag, I’d treat you like a thoroughbred.”
Don’t talk, just show me your tits!
Best way to stop an argument there is.
Me: “Hey babe”
Her: (faints, falls off barstool, clothes fall off by themselves)
They wonder why they are single… 🙄