39 thoughts on “Black And Decker Pecker Wrecker”

    • Even if you had a ten foot pole, that wood chipper would wear it down to a nub in no time. Blood and nuts everywhere.

  2. Well….if she’s good at it. I doubt she can cook anything edible. And if she swallows you’re not gonna knock her up. At least she not totally useless. She’ll be able to survive till she hits the wall and her looks go south. But I bet she’s pretty plain without all the make up caked on. When I was a young man I did worse..

    • I think it indicates she prefers circumcised dick.

      And no, I wouldn’t let anything like that get close to my johnson.

    • I knew if anyone else was going to comment on that necklace it would be you. Thanks for not letting me be the only asshole here today brother.

      Now I’m going back to my cave in the woods and hide. I’m sure I just got placed on another hit list.

    • Maybe it’s the German brewing star (which looks like it’s a Star of David, but isn’t, if you take my meaning). Maybe she likes German beer. And sucking dicks. Contrarywise, the EST is not associated with sucking dick. It’s associated with fucking *us* up the ass, no lube and no reach-around.

      • Could be a German gas company.

        Now I know I’m going to Hell.
        I’ll save a place for everyone here, but I still got the good seat.

  11. S’help me, when I first saw the video intro pane I thought she was a blow-up doll.

    Now I know better, and am poorer for the exposure.

    Yikes!

    Obviously filmed on a potato.

  12. Some are better than others, never had a “bad” blowjob.
    The braces just require extra care.

    • “never had a “bad” blowjob” – Exactly

      Just like there’s no such thing as bad sex. There’s only good sex and OMFG eye popping sex.

  17. Gentlemen – I would presume that most of the readers here are of similar age and experience. I am trying to imagine how my 20s might have been different if the internet, dating apps such as tinder etc. had been available in the late 1970s to early 1980s.

    The necklace on this one reminds me of a girl that I dated once (ONCE), who asked me (on that first date after meeting her at some party or other) if I would agree to be her lover after she was married to a dentist whom I’m sure was described by others as “a nice Je#ish boy”, which was in about 3 weeks after that date. SHE WANTED TO GET A GOYIM BOY TOY INTO HER CALENDAR FOR AFTER SHE WAS MARRIED. And mind you, she told me she was engaged on that first date, after she had agreed to have dinner with me. I ran away as fast as I could.

    • I find that hard to believe you Steve, had been awarded a date with a jewish princess and she wanted a pool boy love long time…

    • Bingo.
      All I got out of that was a very high maintenance and at that a very low loyalty play thing.

      I mean, if you got the disposable cash…
      You could probably afford better.

  21. I find it totally amazing that a human could actually be that brain dead. How does one even function, being that obviously stupid? Her repetitive incorrect use of the word ‘like’ is probably the main indicator of how useless her brain has become. I hope she wears a lot of hats because that is all her head is good for. My goodness……

  22. I like Take out… really, I mean, what’s wrong with Pizza hut? You wanna go to Pizza Hut? I’ll put on my sweat pants and we can take the long way to drive over there.

    No, I think she’s right.
    She doesn’t strike me as terribly bright… You’re with her for one reason only.
    Maybe English isn’t her first language, the Jew princess thing annoys the shit out of me too… but, can she get, like, the whole thing in there, all the way to the bottom? And doesn’t waste a drop, either? Like no spill?

    What about Olive Garden? You want Olive Garden instead of Pizza hut, that’s cool, we can drive over there.

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