16 thoughts on “Better Shake It And Make It While You Can Honey

  1. I quit going to strip clubs several years ago during Biden’s first year. I went to a strip club in Oregon and they shut down the show and refused to refund my admission price. They had to call in the paramedics to untangle the new girls testicles from the stripper pole.

    • Bwahahaha. I was going to make a remark that they should be very careful hiring from this most recent graduating class, as there are quite likely to be “chicks with dicks” among them.

    • So that was you that was yelling the loudest while they tried to gently untangle by poor orchids from that dried up puss slimed pole I was wrapped around. All I wanted to do was have some little extra income to supplement my SS cuz’ I couldn’t afford to buy beer and good coffee.

  2. The ones who can’t read and graduated are likely 18 or 19, the ones who graduated and can read are likely 30.
    Be certain to hire in person.

    • Of course they are all bat shit crazy, they are strippers. Friend has been married 6 times and kept getting alcoholics. One day she say’s why do I keep attracting alcoholics? My reply was your only looking in bars. Hang out in strip clubs you get crazy, hang out in bars you get drunks.

      • Strippers tended to gravitate towards musicians back then…don’t know about now.
        Being in bands back then, probably 6 out of 10 girls that approached you were strippers.

  3. barmaids in strip clubs are not as crazy as strippers are. close enough though.
    they can be a lot of fun at times though.
    strippers are just crazy or they money lovers. seen both types.
    haven’t been in a strip joint since the late 1990’s.
    they are after all is said and done, only there to get your money.
    and they sure do a good job at that. if they can stay away from the drugs and booze, the girls can make a lot of money. I knew a few that did just that.
    one of them had 3 or 4 rental houses that she was making money on besides
    what she made on stage. smart girl, she was, but for her cats (she had 4 I think it was) didn’t drink, smoke or do drugs. just made money, her plan was to retire at 35 or after she had 5 houses rented out.

  4. The 70’s in San Diego was glorious ! Downtown Broadway street was filled with massage parlors. Strip clubs were all over the city….NAVY town !
    I was in Perth Australia back in 1999 and the whore-houses closed down because the U.S. Navy came into town with 5000 horny salors.
    They literally fucked them out of business.
    Prostitution is legal in Australia, they call them sex-workers…

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