23 thoughts on “Back Away Slowly And Don’t Turn Your Back”
Well if you’re kicking your own ass it’s a fair fight I guess
It would be better if they were shooting themselves.
Are you sure they’d have good enough aim? What we want them to do is something fatal, but with a minimal chance of collateral damage.
One good throat shot, eye gouge, knee strike and they’re all going to the ground.
They did save themselves a ton of money and divorce court apperances….
bwahahaha
When folks say “Knock yourself out” I don’t think that’s what they meant. But I do admire their style. Ol boys can take a punch now.
I thought i saw a tooth fall from tupac t shirt guys mouth.
You did.
Yep. …and they wonder why we call them red necks.
Southern ijits. Don’t let them near a horny female….
West Virginia is to be avoided I think.
Good. This is how we like you flatlanders thinking. Stay out.
I fear that due to my age and infirmities, if one of these Orcs approached me doing these antics, I would be forced to defend myself with my handgun. Fighting is what children do. Killing is what men do.
I was thinking the same thing. Although a double tap to the head might not work as stupid as they all seem. I bet a couple in the groin would put them down.
Somebody has been watching Fight Club too much.
I could take on the skinny one I am sure…
And if you added together everyone’s IQ, you still couldn’t beat Forrest Gump.
when i had my nightclub in wva one of my door men was winning the heavy weight category in the tough man contest in beckley till he developed a cut of some sort at which point heavy blood caused a stop to the fight;
No brain, no pain.
Video proof, right here!
That ain’t rednecks, that’s dumbass white trash. And yes there’s some that are that stupid, and that’s why I wear a gun whenever I’m awake. SMH…
Earnest T Bass kin folk i think.
And people wonder why I’m looking to book passage off this rock on any passing alien ship.
Well if you’re kicking your own ass it’s a fair fight I guess
It would be better if they were shooting themselves.
Are you sure they’d have good enough aim? What we want them to do is something fatal, but with a minimal chance of collateral damage.
One good throat shot, eye gouge, knee strike and they’re all going to the ground.
They did save themselves a ton of money and divorce court apperances….
bwahahaha
When folks say “Knock yourself out” I don’t think that’s what they meant. But I do admire their style. Ol boys can take a punch now.
I thought i saw a tooth fall from tupac t shirt guys mouth.
You did.
Yep. …and they wonder why we call them red necks.
Southern ijits. Don’t let them near a horny female….
West Virginia is to be avoided I think.
Good. This is how we like you flatlanders thinking. Stay out.
I fear that due to my age and infirmities, if one of these Orcs approached me doing these antics, I would be forced to defend myself with my handgun. Fighting is what children do. Killing is what men do.
I was thinking the same thing. Although a double tap to the head might not work as stupid as they all seem. I bet a couple in the groin would put them down.
Somebody has been watching Fight Club too much.
I could take on the skinny one I am sure…
And if you added together everyone’s IQ, you still couldn’t beat Forrest Gump.
when i had my nightclub in wva one of my door men was winning the heavy weight category in the tough man contest in beckley till he developed a cut of some sort at which point heavy blood caused a stop to the fight;
No brain, no pain.
Video proof, right here!
That ain’t rednecks, that’s dumbass white trash. And yes there’s some that are that stupid, and that’s why I wear a gun whenever I’m awake. SMH…
Earnest T Bass kin folk i think.
And people wonder why I’m looking to book passage off this rock on any passing alien ship.