If life gives you lemons, throw them in the freezer and, once frozen solid, throw them at the fucker’s head who gave them to you in the first place.
SMALL melons. Cantaloupe-sized is too big and too hard on the woman’s back. And they will sag sooner (without medical help…)!
Funny shit right thar
If life gives you lemons, throw them in the freezer and, once frozen solid, throw them at the fucker’s head who gave them to you in the first place.
But then he’d get the melons. I want the melons!
Melons…where???? I like melons
SMALL melons. Cantaloupe-sized is too big and too hard on the woman’s back. And they will sag sooner (without medical help…)!