
Phil, instead of Monster…



We are getting the band back together!



Well me Lassies and Laddies, I made it, only a 650 mile trip, but travelling through some of the more desolate areas of SE Washington and NE Oregon at night on a curving, two lane farm road. Dangers about… only saw the ass end of a doe heading into the brush on the other side of the road.
Phil, Phil is a most singular generous man, He is unique in his approach to you and his base of knowledge that he has not tapped and conveyed to the blog, he is an asshole, par-excellence, wouldn’t want to meet him in a dark alley and take away his humongous, beyond delicious burrito from a little out of the way Mexican fast food dive with real live Mexican people that make the food. That he graciously and generously fed this tired, butt sore, wary traveler…
I was impressed walking into his house. In all honesty, I was kinda expecting a continuation of his world famous garage. It was fastidiously clean, well thought out and pleasant house. Phil is only a garage and yard shed hoarder, oh, but what tools he has, we could play for hours, getting dirty and make chips!
I was lucky to meet up with Phil on the blog and develop a friendship. This meeting cemented that. I was lucky to meet up with other fellows, Deathray, Igor, ChuckinBama, Irish, Greg, Grog, Sandy, even Johno, Vern, Big Country, Wendyworn, Leigh, Nemo, Filthie, Kid, Mattew W, oh man, too many to list!
This is another chapter and It is time to settle, thank you all for your encouragement and prayers.
Kevin……ps, I will be shortly changing my handle to CederQ, a subtle whisper in my ear about it and confusing our host.






















A little old lady from North Carolina had worked in and around her family’s dairy farm since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation…
So when canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores, she read an advertisement offering $5000 for the best slogan/rhyme beginning with “Carnation milk is best of all ….”
She said to herself “ I know all about milking cows and dairy farms… I can do this!”
She sent in her entry, and about a week later, a black limo drove up in front of her house… A man got out and said, “Carnation LOVED your entry so much, we are here to award you $1000, even though we WILL NOT Be able to use it…
Here is her entry:
Carnation Milk
Is best of all, No tits to pull ,
No hay to haul,
No buckets to wash,
No shit to pitch ,
Just poke a hole
In the Son-********






























































