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Conscience of the Office.

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Mostly Cajun, All American and Opinionated

https://mostlycajun.com/wordpress

One of the hats I wore before I retired was that of resident conscience. I had a whiteboard. I started recording bits of wisdom when I started the job. I took a photo when I left. My boss used to bring people in to read the wisdom contained thereon.

I have taken the time to transcribe the contents in case the picture is hard to read:

All of the carefully thought out and intelligent plans in the world from the beginning of time to the present day tremble in the presence of ONE motivated idiot.

There are three kinds of people in the world, those wh can count and those who can’t.

“You should really do some research instead of just listening to the voices in your head.

BOGSAT (Bunch of guys sitting around a table

In a just universe, stupid should hurt. IT often does, and it hurts the wrong people)

Exhaustipated – too tired to give a shit.

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.

We have enough ‘youth’. How about a fountain of ‘smart’?

Roman Engineer’s Law: The engineer must sleep under the bridge he designed.

I’ve got to stop saying “How stupid can you be?”. Too many people are taking it as a challenge.

“Arrogant” is the term that the mediocre use to describe people better than themselves.

Life is like a box of morons.

One man’s magic is another man’s engineering (Common sense)

“It ain’t fair!” (‘Fair’ is where you buy funnel cakes)

If you don’t know, don’t speak.

The tallest nail gets the hammer.

Guano-psychotic – bat-shit crazy.

Adam and Eve didn’t have belly buttons. Think about it.

Try not. Do, or do not. There is no “try”.

I don’t know much about electricity, but compared to HIM I feel like freakin’ TESLA! (Quote by Bobby Pinch – RIP)

Teamwork is a lot of people doing what **I* say. (Donald Trump)

Rules are for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men.

Proud member of the National Sarcasm Society (Like we need YOUR support)

Indumnification.

The opposite of failed experts isn NOT incompetent amateurs.

Idiot-proof systems are no match for system-proof idiots.

There is no “I” in team. There ARE in “group of idiots”.

Stupid kills (But not enough to really help)

The opportunity to excel often rides in on the coattails of idiots.

There is NO amount of technology that can overcome the limits of human incompetence.

Sandy sent this to me.

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Sandy, one of our lovely ladies on this blog sent this video. She thought I wouldn’t like this type of music, actually I like Dire Straits, I enjoy music I can listen to the lyrics and melody and Sophie Lloyd rocks damn good guitar picking! The added charms aren’t too bad to watch either…

Campers, Filthie’s camper, my camper…

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This is the camper Filthie depicted on a recent post of his:https://dirtyearniessolitude.blogspot.com/ Notice, no head room, tee pee shaped, he thinks he is a high-tech Indian? Couldn’t stand a high wind gale or blizzard.

Now, my trailer, tall enough to stand in, has a bathroom and a bed and a sitting area, a true manly trailer, stout enough to even pull another trailer, even over the Rockies

Only thought I have about Canadians, they sure think differently… That is the nicest sentiment I can achieve.

To my hapless and besmirched readers.

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Posting by me will be light and sporadic. I am in the process of moving to another apartment closer to my brother. The packing and moving is stressful enough, add into leg problems that are much like Phil’s and on top of this have garnered a severe infection in those same legs. I will power through it and if it doesn’t kill me, may not make me stronger, but it will sharpen my wit to even more caustic elevations. Thank you for your kind indulgences and hopefully be up in running after the end of the month.