And I have the brain damage to prove it.

On a more serious note,

on behalf of CederQ and myself, I would like to take this opportunity to thank everyone who stops by here and takes the time to leave a comment.

You fuckers are my kind of people.

Give me a fucking break.

Light bulbs.

Really?

They have been around a hundred fucking years and all of a sudden they are some huge fucking problem?

Only in the minds of power mad and really ignorant people.

So of course, just like everything else, The Wifely Unit waits until the last freaking minute to panic.

About light bulbs.

I spent AN HOUR, listening to her demands about what kind of lightbulbs she wanted to panic buy at the last minute and I gotta tell ya, I have never, in my life, seen anyone more anal about what kind of lightbulbs they have to have.

They gotta be GE.

They have to be the EXACT ones that fit her specifications.

Flood lights for the recessed fixtures in the ceiling of the kitchen?

Gotta be GE, gotta be 65 watts and they gotta be BR40, whatever the hell that is.

Has something to do with the physical size or something.

Lemme tell ya something, those were hard to come by last year when I was looking for them locally.

Unobtainium actually.

BR 30?

You could get those by the truckload.

Now? The ones she had to have were $10 each.

The little appliance bulbs that go under the microwave over the stove, bought 16 of those because for some reason it just eats the little bastards.

Had to have GE 65 watt and GE 75 watt bulbs for the bedrooms and porch lights.

We spent $150 on fucking lightbulbs.

I told her she should just get used to the fact that all she is going to get when these are gone is the LED’s.

Oh no, get more.

Whatever.

Me?

Sheeit.

Is it dark?

Turn on the light.

It don’t fucking matter what it is as long as it isn’t dark anymore.

Because I hate loading mags in the dark, eh?

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But I hauled two truckloads of tools and machinery out of the garage yesterday.

Before,

And after,

Of course now there is crap all over the floor because all of the horizontal surfaces are gone but hey, it’s a start.

The Wifely Unit’s, Niece’s, boyfriend is fairly decent young guy, kinda a musician/hippy type but he is a hard worker and like me, he has a thing for old tools and machinery.

So I loaded his ass up yesterday.

I’m currently waiting on him and his buddy to come back over to move a bunch of sheet metal parts for the Sprite that I have piled up in the back yard so I can pressure wash them and get to a bunch of Allen Bradley tractor attachments that are underneath those so they is going to be moved out to where they are obtained so I can take pictures of them because that Walk Behind tractor with all the attachments is going to be cleaned up and put on Craigslist.

I know it’s hard to believe but The Great Downsizing has begun.

Contrary to what you might think, it’s not always about Death Metal with me.

I grew up with Country music due to my Maternal Grandparents and every once in a while a little taste fills a place in my soul.

Certain simple things.

I’m not even sure calling this Country is accurate but it’s about the only platform you will hear it on.

I’m not talking about that Twangy shit or the formulaic crap they play on the radio all the time that all sounds the same to me.

I stumbled across this while looking for something else and gave it a shot, not really knowing what I was going to experience even though it’s a classic from long, long ago.

I’m glad I did.

This works for me.

The star of the show is the instrument more so than the star playing it.

It is a piece of history in it’s own right.

Not for the better in my opinion.

Hitting a woman is a big No No in my book.

Apparently I’m old fashioned that way.

I bet she thinks twice before doing that again though.

I have absolutely no idea what was said there.

*Uninvited Finger In The Ass

In a move that absolutely NO ONE saw coming, this particular judge took exceptional umbrage to the fact that these lawyers tried to pull a fast one and put a little clause in the fine print of the extremely lenient plea deal they thought they had in the bag, saying that Hunter would then be immune from further prosecution if he pled guilty to a slap on the wrist deal they had cooked up.

The one everyone except Hunter and his equally crooked Father thought was an outrage in the first place.

Hunter pled not guilty to the charges so the case is ongoing.

Delaware judge Maryellen Noreika, a Trump appointee, set new ‘conditions of release’ for Hunter Biden.

If Hunter does not comply with any part of the judge’s order, he can be arrested.

HUNTER IS REQUIRED TO:

1) NOT possess a firearm
2) NOT use or possess any controlled substances (including marijuana) unless prescribed
3) Submit to full federal supervision
4) NO use of alcohol AT ALL
5) Seek active employment
6) Submit to testing for prohibited substances
7) Participate in substance abuse therapy

PENALTIES FOR VIOLATING COULD INCLUDE:

1) Immediate issuance of an arrest warrant
2) Revocation of release
3) Forfeiture of bond
4) Prosecution for contempt of court

In my personal opinion, after all these years of Hunter Biden getting away with things that would have anyone else rotting in jail until dead of natural causes and his very well known substance abuse issues, I can see him getting completely sideways with these conditions, thinking everything will just be business as usual.

In other related news, Hunter is also still under investigation for failing to register as a Foreign Agent too.

Aaaand,

Hunter Biden Legal Team Responds to Allegations of Impersonating Republican Attorney to Court Clerk, Claims It was ‘Misunderstanding’-  “There Was No Misrepresentation”

Attorneys for Hunter Biden have responded to allegations of deceiving a court clerk to remove certain documents from a court docket, claiming it was a simple “misunderstanding.”

The Gateway Pundit previously reported that Hunter Biden’s legal team is facing possible sanctions after they lied about their identity to have the testimony of IRS whistleblowers removed from the docket in Hunter’s tax fraud case.

Hunter’s lawyer called the courthouse clerk PRETENDING to work for GOP lawyer Ted Kittila and told the clerk they didn’t really mean to file all the whistleblower stuff.

The fucking balls on these people.

Between this and trying to slide in no further prosecutions into his plea deal, I’m thinking his entire legal team should be disbarred.

This whole sordid saga just got real interesting.

Remember this is the same shit they pulled with their lockdowns, mask decrees and other horse shit decrees.

Be ready because they sure as shit are going to throw another Scamdemic at us and try it again.

Which is apparently more than several million other folks.

I also try to be somewhat independent, have a finely tuned Bullshit detector, am stubborn as a Missouri mule and I really don’t like to be told what to do by people I wouldn’t spit on if they were on fire standing right next to me.

Now and forever motherfuckers.

Pay attention starting at 17 seconds in.

Prepare to be amazed.

I didn’t watch the entire thing, my mouth got dry from hanging open after watching them “Press” that together..

OK, I went back and watched the whole thing.

These guys are animals.

Grinding on bearing journals and not even bothering to wipe the grinding dust and grit off before they put things together, cosmetic grease packing of huge bearings, using grinding discs on gear sets and shafts, not to even mention the gravity method of pressing shafts into gear sets.

By all that is holy among mechanics, these guys break every rule I have ever heard of when assembling something.

Check out how prescient this advertisement from an investment company was from exactly thirty years ago.