
This Wins The Internets For The Day!!


I ain’t asking.

You go little dude!
Large displacement V-8 engine, 5 speed manual transmission,4 wheel drive, roll up windows with wing windows and air conditioning,
Leave the rest of your electronic garbage on the floor where it belongs, don’t even put a freakin’ radio in it.
Spartan is the word and the name.
You won’t be able to keep up with the demand. Guaranteed to sell millions.

I absolutely love this.
Rest In Peace my man.
I’ve heard “You Didn’t Need To Do That” a thousand freakin’ times.

My Old Man used to call it “Piddle Fartin’ Around”.
Stupid shit like oiling all the wood handles on your gardening tools once every year, you guys know what I’m talking about.
They are already grooming him.
Say it in the comments.



Last Thursday I was still so tired and groggy after I got up and got ready for work that I drove six miles before I realized that I hadn’t put my shoes on and still had my Flip Flops on.
They don’t say at what age it quits working so I would try it on whiny teenagers too, just in case.,