This guy does a good riff on a funny lady comedian’s skit that was all over the internet last year about getting her nails done in a salon by an oriental chick.

If you have never seen the original it’s pretty damn funny.

One Lucky Fuckin’ Idiot.

Don’t ask me, it ain’t my culture…

The Wifely Unit went out with her sisters earlier to go have some dinner and then go to the theater to watch the 40th anniversary showing of Labyrynth, with David Bowie in it.

You may remember it from way back.

Yeah, whatever. I’ve seen it and was never a big Bowie fan anyway.

So anyways., I digress.

As she is heading to Red Robin to meet her sisters, some car full of lunatics start following her, flashing their lights and tailgating her and she can see them flipping her off in the mirror.

Pretty soon they whipped around and pulled up right next to her, flipping her off and screaming incoherently

It took her a second to figure out why as she is trying to drive and freaking out.

Because she had this magnetic sticker on the back of the trunk lid.

Of course she was freaked out and she was real close to where she was going but didn’t want to pull into a parking lot with the freaks right behind her again so she does some zigging and zagging, makes a turn or two and thinks she lost them.

Just as she starts to relax, here they come again, tailgating her, flashing the lights and flipping her off again.

So this time she says Fuck You assholes and starts driving straight to a cop shop that is about a mile down the road.

They must have realized where they were and where they were headed because they suddenly decided they needed to be somewhere else all of a sudden and made a U turn at a light before she got there.

Of course she is freaked out but she managed to get her shit back together and went back to meet her sisters, have dinner and then go see the show.

But when she got home she had the magnetic sticker in her hand and threw it on the coffee table when she came in and then proceeded to tell me what had happened.

We already knew that Vancouver is full of these fuckin’ retards, I actually had a lengthy text conversation with my oldest daughter out of the blue Thursday night while I was at work actually, with her GOING OFF on me about being a Trump supporter after a wanted Tren De Augua member and his woman both got shot over in Portland after trying to ram Border patrol officers, 20 blocks from where she works.

She is half Mexican and she lit my ass up about “Brown people being hunted and how it could have been her or her siblings” because they are all half Mexican.

Like I had anything to do with it?

Come to find out that it was just the opening salvo and and an excuse to light me up over some bullshit that happened when they were over here in early December for the Christmas party we had for them. The Wife got hammered and said something she took offence to so the shooting was an excuse to go off on me.

I won’t go into it any more other than to say she basically said she wasn’t going to have anything to do with us unfortunately because of whatever the wife said.

Of course because she was lit, the wife can’t even remember what she said and I never heard it in the first place so attacking me was obviously the only way she could vent.

Whatever, I’m old and I don’t do drama.

We are all adults now.

Next item?

But it never fucking ends. The point being there is no escape from these fucking Lunatic Libtards anywhere around here anymore but they crossed a line fucking with my wife. It’s a damn good thing I wasn’t with her and driving because she would be looking to buy a new car right now instead of sitting here enjoying the television and I would either be in jail or the doghouse, if not both.

Daddy don’t play when you fuck with my wife.

I have half a mind to grab that sticker and put it on the ass of my truck but the cowards would never fuck with me while I was in it for obvious reasons. They would just bust the windows out and the mirrors off of it while it was in a parking lot instead.

I’m telling ya, they keep spinning these assholes up and turning them loose, eventually ICE and Border Patrol are going to be the very least of their worries.

Fuckin’ Blueray yelling at in me in the comments again about videos autoplaying caused me to feel bad so now I have to wallow in some real fine Blues for a bit.

Fuck every bit of this bullshit and go buy a fully restored old 4WD pickup with zero electronics amd a manual transmission.

Trust me, you will be much happier and it will be cheaper.

If you do decide to get an old , restored pickup, you can add all kinds of shit to it if you can’t live without all the crap they put in the newer trucks.

Leather seats, electronic dashboard, electronic ignition, cruise, A/C. power windows, door locks remote start, masive stereo, whatever you want, the sky is the limit.

You may still winding up spending the $50,000 if you really want to but what you WON’T have, is a delicate, piece of shit, money eating, Prima Donna of a truck when it’s all said and done.

And you won’t have to take the body off the frame to repair it.

Just my opinion, your mileage may vary.

One of the earliest memories I have is when I was about 3 years old and trying to figure out how to raise the seat of my tricycle.

Good mechanics are literally born with a burning natural curiosity and good hand /eye coordination.

As young as I was, this little fella has me beat.

Oh to be able to live a simple life again.

How wild is this?

Looks like she has a decent sense of humor about it.