Sent in by Brad in Illinois.

A St. Louis woman was killed on Saturday night after she slid off the roof of a Cadillac Escalade while twerking and was run over by a St. Louis fire truck heading to an emergency.

The woman, identified as Nyla Simmons, was killed at the intersection of South Compton and Chouteau around 11:30 PM.

Nila slid off the roof when the Escalade turned left. She hit the cement and was then run over by the fire truck.

The St. Louis Metropolitan Police released this statement on Sunday morning.

I have no comment …

You go lady!!

Little dude swallowed one of his toys.

Yeah.

Believe it or not but I used to be a nice guy.

Your mileage may vary but ya can’t argue with the message.

Looks like it’s time to Make Shillelagh‘s Great Again

More than 100,000 Irish patriots just conquered Dublin in one of the biggest Protests Ireland has ever seen.

Their government has been flooding the country with Moslems and coddling the jackals. The Irish have been fighting and protesting against it for over a year now.

Looks like it hit Critical Mass.

There is an old joke that some people need to take to heart.

“The reason God invented whiskey was to keep The Irish from ruling the world.”

My Father was Double Irish, meaning both sides of his family came from there.

Two Protestant brothers married two Catholic sisters,

Quite the scandal at the time.

Trust me when I say that I inherited the Irish temper and affinity for whiskey.

Once you piss them off sufficiently they will only stop when they are completely incapacitated or dead.

Looks like some motherfuckers are about to Fuck Around and Find Out.

Good on ’em.

I can assure you, the older I get, the truer this is.

Image swiped from Anne Barnhardt via Pete at WRSA.

My favorites were either Brake Fluid or Gear Lube flavored.

Can’t say I would have come up with this trick…

Shakes head and walks away mumbling.

There is still a shit ton of work to do here but I can only do it in small bites. The little beastie is up on jackstands and it still kills my lower back to work on it for more than a few minutes at a time.

This time I took better pictures so you can see why I am (attempting to) replace the floor board under the seat.

Yeah, it’s rotten.

Cutting that out with an angle grinder and a cut off wheel was quite challenging but I managed to get it done. There is a support strut under there that I had to cut out also that I didn’t get pictures of. I drilled out all the spot welds that it was holding on to the floor board and will now have to weld that back in first, measure and mark it so that I can line it up under the replacement and then drill new holes in the new piece to spot weld it back under the new piece. Like I said, there is still a shit ton of work to do. A little here and a little there as weather and my body allows.

Check the date on this and listen to what he said.

I’d say he nailed it.

Auto parts stores are right up there too.

Bring back the Gray Beards.

While I certainly remember this tune getting played to death back then, I had never heard this version until I stumbled across it on Facebook earlier.

It’s pretty good.

Watch and listen to these two Australian women, obviously twins.

This shit in real life….