I had a colonoscopy this morning. Didn’t eat solid food since Saturday evening, had to drink some stuff that tasted like they dipped parts in it to chrome coat them last night plus tons of water.,
Squirted out my ass all night until almost 4 A/M. Then had to be up at 5:30 to get ready to be at the hospital at 7:00.
Got knocked out and woke up at 8:30.
I have been asleep all day.
The instructions were written by a former Nazi SS guard and if you didn’t follow them exactly they would refuse to do it and charge you for an office visit so you could come back later and do it all over again so The Wifely Unit made me follow them to the letter and the minute.
Apparently they sliced out 5 polyps so now I have to wait on the lab for results. The minute we got out of there we went down the road to a Shari’s restaurant and I had steak and eggs with stuffed hash browns with gravy on top and sour dough toast. I polished the plate.
All this bullshit because I have been anemic since the first of the year. My fucking doctor refused to just let me take some iron supplements and demanded I have this done to make sure I didn’t have an internal bleed, which I repeatedly told her I never saw any evidence of.
So I ordered some fucking Geritol off Amazon and started taking that. The pre-interview for this ass exploring had me give blood samples and the anemia had been fixed.
Duh/Face Palm.
Supposedly, after FIFTEEN MOTHERFUCKING MONTHS, this is the last fucking hurdle and now my Cardio Vascular surgeon can set a fucking date to go in and put some stents in just below where the Aorta splits off into two arteries.
They aren’t going to do Fuck All with my legs.
Something is better than nothing at this point but I’m telling ya, my hatred of doctors and the entire fucking medical industry is white hot right now.