Darth Cheney Dead At 84, Finally

For someone who can run their mouth and come up with some vile shit to say, I find myself having trouble expressing my feelings about Darth Cheney’s passing. Other than to say that I think that dirty motherfucker was one of the most vile and evil cocksuckers to ever hold office in this once great country.

Vice President Dick Cheney, speaks at the 50th anniversary celebration of the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, Thursday, April 10, 2008, in Washington. Bush administration officials from Vice President Dick Cheney on down signed off on using harsh interrogation techniques against suspected terrorists after asking the Justice Department to endorse their legality, The Associated Press has learned. (AP Photo/Manuel Balce Ceneta)

People say you shouldn’t speak ill of the dead.

Fuck that.

The dirty, rotten to the core Necromancer needs a proper send off.

I have been waiting a long time to vent my spleen over that fucking cunt.

The list of evil shit he perpetrated in and out of office would fill a book and he was unrepentant to the bitter end.

So long motherfucker, I hope they have a barrel of oil standing by to baste your fat ass with as you slowly turn on the spit over the hottest pit in Hell.

It’s True

The parts about buying shit only when it’s on sale and “Knowing A Guy”.

I’ve waited six months for something I wanted to go on sale before I bought it and one time it was over a year.

The Wifely Unit bitches at me about buying shit, “I Don’t Need” like clockwork but I always make sure I’m getting a deal on it first.

The World Is Healing!

Not that I listen to any of this shit anyway…

The Billboard Top 40 Now Contains Zero Rap Songs for the First Time in Decades

Are musical tastes changing?

Or is there a deeper cultural shift in the works?

Those are the sorts of questions permeating social media and music discourse after a shocking report surfaced that the Billboard charts are missing a clear genre of song for the first time in decades.

“No Rap Songs Are in the Billboard Hot 100’s Top 40 for the First Time Since 1990,” Billboard blared in its headline.

“With Kendrick Lamar and SZA’s 13-week Billboard Hot 100 No. 1 ‘Luther’ falling off the Hot 100 dated Oct. 25, 2025, there were officially no rap songs in the chart’s top 40 last week,” Billboard explained.

The last time a rap song wasn’t in the top 40 of the Billboard Hot 100 was in 1990, when Biz Markie’s eventual top 10 hit “Just a Friend” was only able to rank at 41.

Of note, a week after “Just a Friend” just barely missed the top 40, it jumped up to 29, kicking off the streak of rap songs in the top 40 that just ended.

35 years of that crap.

Well, now I have outlived two shit types of music fads.

Disco and Rap.

Actually, I never considered Rap to be music anyway.

Long live Heavy Metal bitches.

A Good Tip For Metal Tool Storage

I know I have a problem around here with all the rain all Winter and Spring.

Massive humidity. Some tools that I very rarely use and even some black oxide coated Snap On sockets have turned up rusty. I’m going to find some of this stuff.