After you trim his nails, do you clean the dog poop from between his toes?
Her, and no, no I don’t. That is the secret ingredient that gives it a slight zing to the taste, it keeps bringing them back! Kinda like my rum deviled eggs served with pride at a Southern Baptist meetings where no liquor ever touches their lips…
LOL Exactly the response I was hoping for.
Bwahahaha
Reminds me of that joke about Navy Admiral asking about Navy Insignia stamped on breakfast bisquits. You’ve never heard it ?
Admiral visits base where he sees bisquits with perfect Navy insignia stamped on top. He goes to the cook to ask how he does it – he would like to spread it to other ships.. With pride, the cook removes his necklace and uses his Navy insignia to stamp each bisquit top prior to baking. Admiral is angry, telling cook that it is unsanitary. Uncomfortable silence, then cook tells Admiral you probably won’t like any of my donuts then …
Good one JRG
I was a cook in a few different restaurants some years back. 1 place had a veggie burger. The vegetarians loved the burgers I cooked. They’d bring their friends and were often regulars. I cooked the veg burgers on the grill, which most other cooks microwaved or used the flat top. The difference in taste was huge and the veggie people really loved it! What they didn’t know, was every veggie burger had a real burger placed on top during cooking so the beef juices would flow onto the veggie burger!
After you trim his nails, do you clean the dog poop from between his toes?
Her, and no, no I don’t. That is the secret ingredient that gives it a slight zing to the taste, it keeps bringing them back! Kinda like my rum deviled eggs served with pride at a Southern Baptist meetings where no liquor ever touches their lips…
LOL Exactly the response I was hoping for.
Bwahahaha
Reminds me of that joke about Navy Admiral asking about Navy Insignia stamped on breakfast bisquits. You’ve never heard it ?
Admiral visits base where he sees bisquits with perfect Navy insignia stamped on top. He goes to the cook to ask how he does it – he would like to spread it to other ships.. With pride, the cook removes his necklace and uses his Navy insignia to stamp each bisquit top prior to baking. Admiral is angry, telling cook that it is unsanitary. Uncomfortable silence, then cook tells Admiral you probably won’t like any of my donuts then …
Good one JRG
I was a cook in a few different restaurants some years back. 1 place had a veggie burger. The vegetarians loved the burgers I cooked. They’d bring their friends and were often regulars. I cooked the veg burgers on the grill, which most other cooks microwaved or used the flat top. The difference in taste was huge and the veggie people really loved it! What they didn’t know, was every veggie burger had a real burger placed on top during cooking so the beef juices would flow onto the veggie burger!
That’s hilarious and justified.