My dogs farts leave his ass at a high speed & super silent. Very deadly.
Cederq, how did you measure that, with a chronograph? And you quote an average, that means that some are a higher velocity, were they major or minor calibre rating?
I suppose that depends on the projectile. Now this is just a suggestion, you’re supposed to be looking after your health, that includes your mental health, you know. You need to include the readers of Phil’s blog in there as well, so begin taking some charcoal tablets so we needn’t read about your flatulence problem.
Anemometer, Johno – they have some pretty good handheld units.
Regardless, *I* sure as hell ain’t gonna take the measurement…
Reset the chronograph and gimme about 3 or 4 hours after a taco bell grind. It won’t be hard to clock.
I can beat that speed by a good 13 mph … guarandamnteed.
Now measure in decibels.
At home: 15 db
In church: 92 db
YMMV
And that is weighted too!
Try grabbing the pew between your knees and pull hard…you’ll get at least 15 more dbs out of it.
You’ve never eaten Mexican food on San Diego……
Go ahead and play fart roulette just don’t come here crying when you lose.
No gall bladder…been there, done that, tossed the evidence.
Same here, no gall bladder, so no greasy hamburgers, fries and fat in my meat… damn, all the good stuff!
Oh, I’ll still eat them from time to time, but you damn well better be sure that there is a clear path to the throne soon afterwards.
Oh me too! I cheat and savor a good cheese burger, I will not be denied!
My dogs farts leave his ass at a high speed & super silent. Very deadly.
Cederq, how did you measure that, with a chronograph? And you quote an average, that means that some are a higher velocity, were they major or minor calibre rating?
I suppose that depends on the projectile. Now this is just a suggestion, you’re supposed to be looking after your health, that includes your mental health, you know. You need to include the readers of Phil’s blog in there as well, so begin taking some charcoal tablets so we needn’t read about your flatulence problem.
Anemometer, Johno – they have some pretty good handheld units.
Regardless, *I* sure as hell ain’t gonna take the measurement…
Reset the chronograph and gimme about 3 or 4 hours after a taco bell grind. It won’t be hard to clock.
I can beat that speed by a good 13 mph … guarandamnteed.
Now measure in decibels.
At home: 15 db
In church: 92 db
YMMV
And that is weighted too!
Try grabbing the pew between your knees and pull hard…you’ll get at least 15 more dbs out of it.
You’ve never eaten Mexican food on San Diego……
Go ahead and play fart roulette just don’t come here crying when you lose.
No gall bladder…been there, done that, tossed the evidence.
Same here, no gall bladder, so no greasy hamburgers, fries and fat in my meat… damn, all the good stuff!
Oh, I’ll still eat them from time to time, but you damn well better be sure that there is a clear path to the throne soon afterwards.
Oh me too! I cheat and savor a good cheese burger, I will not be denied!