No such thing as a poorly times fart, unless it’s in church. Otherwise they just need to be silent and that takes practice. ;-))
Nemo, as with most things in life timing is everything.
Once when my wife & I were grocery shopping, I was quite gassy. I kept trying to get some space between us so I could fart, but she was being real clingy while griping about my farting. I built up a good one right before we got in line at the checkout. Once we were both trapped in line, I let loose a big SBD. I looked at her like she was the one that did it while everyone around us started gagging. Paybacks are hell!
I am at the age I never trust a fart.
No such thing as a poorly times fart, unless it’s in church. Otherwise they just need to be silent and that takes practice. ;-))
Nemo, as with most things in life timing is everything.
Once when my wife & I were grocery shopping, I was quite gassy. I kept trying to get some space between us so I could fart, but she was being real clingy while griping about my farting. I built up a good one right before we got in line at the checkout. Once we were both trapped in line, I let loose a big SBD. I looked at her like she was the one that did it while everyone around us started gagging. Paybacks are hell!