If you’re going to be in an open casket, best stipulate that you leave dressed the same way you arrived, stuff the nattering busybodies. Especially so if time hasn’t been kind to you, any bark lost is likely due to good honest work. Um, not looking your way re that last bit, Deathray and Cederq.
Deathray and me are hoping you have a open casket so we can stuff hundred dollar (US) bills to make sure you are buried very deep… we don’t want wallabies or salt water crocs digging your carcass up.
That reminds me..they bury lawyers at at least ten feet. Deep down, they’re not so bad!
one of many reasons why my kids do not know where I live now.
got tired of his wanting all of my stuff when he never took care of anything I gave him. gave him a sig sauer 226 in 9mm, like mine. brand new in the fucking box.
the dumb fuck took 80 grit sandpaper to it to make it a 2 tone look (?????)
and it was a west german made one too that I had back in the safe.
what the fuck would you do to the dumb fuck ?
after he got it refinished, he swapped for a tarus 1911 45 (??) and he helped himself to about 4 extra mags that I bought to throw in the sale/swap.
so, yea. I cut all ties with them as all they want is my stuff. or me to help them out with money or fixing shit they done fucked up. just got tired of it all.
the bullshit, the “I need” whatever from them. never any help when I needed a hand with something though. so, yoyo for them from now on.
Good on you, dave in p.a. I’ve seen adult friends used as mobile ATMs by their kids, or as a free gunshop. None of it was my business, nor did I have any right to comment. I brought myself up, working fulltime in labouring jobs to support my poor crook* old mum, since I turned fifteen. Any guns I had, I bought with money I worked hard like a dog for, honest but dumb. I certainly can’t be blamed for fathering any little bastards. *crook: temporary or chronic illness, sickly. “Strewth, I’m crook as the dick on a dingo been dead a week!”
There he goes again with the bastard version of English… Speak American English ya daft wanker!
I also gave the dumb fuck about 400 rounds of federal 45 auto 185 gain hollow points to “keep for a rainy day” and he blew them off at the range one day and brought back the empty brass and asked if I had any more for him. no. you buy your own ammo from now on.
I reload ammo for the range and keep the good stuff for a rainy day myself. maybe fired a few at the range to confirm zero or test something, but the good stays on the shelf until needed.
not to blow off at a day at the range! if I wasn’t there, I swear he wasn’t my kid.
Cederq, unless I die soon enough* that the Biden banana-republic Peso is still worth more than the paper and ink it consists of, those US bills will have to be fuel to cremate me. I’ll opt for a pauper’s funeral, get back some of those taxes that were stolen from me. You and Deathray can mix my ashes in with gunpowder and shoot the handloads off, preferably on full-auto. You better hurry up and get Sternie to make my Damascus spatha, if you want my kidneys in their A1+ condition, they only filtered 9 stubbies all last year. *although my kidneys and liver are in top nick, despite painkiller use, my Ischaemia and coronary syndrome remind me not to make any long-term plans. >If you don’t want to wait too long, just organise credit card authorisation at one or more of the local brothels for one or more spunky redheads for me.< Prostitution is legal in Queensland, just another service industry. Quite safe for hooker and client, as whether a brothel-worker or pro working privately, they are subject to random snap(per) inspection by goobernment licencing authority for both health and correct business practice, the girls are organised in a sex-workers' union, get regular wages and workers comp (girl: "Yeah, I sprained it."). Since legalisation, the only downside has been to coppers' wallets, as they can't then demand corrupt payola or intimidate anyone, except the illegal Asian escorts. Triads import young Thai, Viet or Chinee girls, with no language skills, and litterally fuck them to death, hooked on drugs. Asian businessmen, and other dickheads too, use them so there is no credit card bill for the missus to find, a bogus 'entertainment' charge made. You'd think they would pay cash for services rendered at a clean business, but then again, blokes historically have made poor decisions when thinking with their lower head!
Ceqred, I’m doing you blokes a favour, expanding your exposure to the rich variety of the English language, surely the premier choice among the classic tongues. Many years ago, I bought a Webster dictionary at a chuckout rate at a bookshop. Well, no bloody wonder it was cheap, every third or fourth word was misspelled. No wonder you blokes make a dog’s breakfast of the posts, but you can’t help it. Gawd, imagine what things will be like in your schools, when under the administration of President Newsom and VP AOC!!
I am going to have a long talk with Death and Unfuck for letting you out of the cage you were in at UF’s place, you were supposed to stay there under wraps much like keeping an idiot cousin locked in the attic.
Haven’t you heard?
The asylum was closed down and then destroyed. They kicked the Aussie lunatic out with no tranquilizers. I can’t believe he hasn’t been shot yet, but hey we are talking about Europe. You would think there was at least a good knife or sword maker that could devise a way to get rid of that swine.
I see that Sternie took advantage of Cederq’s bout of cholera to respray the walls of the Asylum. Bit smelly, but effective.
If you’re going to be in an open casket, best stipulate that you leave dressed the same way you arrived, stuff the nattering busybodies. Especially so if time hasn’t been kind to you, any bark lost is likely due to good honest work. Um, not looking your way re that last bit, Deathray and Cederq.
Deathray and me are hoping you have a open casket so we can stuff hundred dollar (US) bills to make sure you are buried very deep… we don’t want wallabies or salt water crocs digging your carcass up.
That reminds me..they bury lawyers at at least ten feet. Deep down, they’re not so bad!
one of many reasons why my kids do not know where I live now.
got tired of his wanting all of my stuff when he never took care of anything I gave him. gave him a sig sauer 226 in 9mm, like mine. brand new in the fucking box.
the dumb fuck took 80 grit sandpaper to it to make it a 2 tone look (?????)
and it was a west german made one too that I had back in the safe.
what the fuck would you do to the dumb fuck ?
after he got it refinished, he swapped for a tarus 1911 45 (??) and he helped himself to about 4 extra mags that I bought to throw in the sale/swap.
so, yea. I cut all ties with them as all they want is my stuff. or me to help them out with money or fixing shit they done fucked up. just got tired of it all.
the bullshit, the “I need” whatever from them. never any help when I needed a hand with something though. so, yoyo for them from now on.
Good on you, dave in p.a. I’ve seen adult friends used as mobile ATMs by their kids, or as a free gunshop. None of it was my business, nor did I have any right to comment. I brought myself up, working fulltime in labouring jobs to support my poor crook* old mum, since I turned fifteen. Any guns I had, I bought with money I worked hard like a dog for, honest but dumb. I certainly can’t be blamed for fathering any little bastards. *crook: temporary or chronic illness, sickly. “Strewth, I’m crook as the dick on a dingo been dead a week!”
There he goes again with the bastard version of English… Speak American English ya daft wanker!
I also gave the dumb fuck about 400 rounds of federal 45 auto 185 gain hollow points to “keep for a rainy day” and he blew them off at the range one day and brought back the empty brass and asked if I had any more for him. no. you buy your own ammo from now on.
I reload ammo for the range and keep the good stuff for a rainy day myself. maybe fired a few at the range to confirm zero or test something, but the good stays on the shelf until needed.
not to blow off at a day at the range! if I wasn’t there, I swear he wasn’t my kid.
Cederq, unless I die soon enough* that the Biden banana-republic Peso is still worth more than the paper and ink it consists of, those US bills will have to be fuel to cremate me. I’ll opt for a pauper’s funeral, get back some of those taxes that were stolen from me. You and Deathray can mix my ashes in with gunpowder and shoot the handloads off, preferably on full-auto. You better hurry up and get Sternie to make my Damascus spatha, if you want my kidneys in their A1+ condition, they only filtered 9 stubbies all last year. *although my kidneys and liver are in top nick, despite painkiller use, my Ischaemia and coronary syndrome remind me not to make any long-term plans. >If you don’t want to wait too long, just organise credit card authorisation at one or more of the local brothels for one or more spunky redheads for me.< Prostitution is legal in Queensland, just another service industry. Quite safe for hooker and client, as whether a brothel-worker or pro working privately, they are subject to random snap(per) inspection by goobernment licencing authority for both health and correct business practice, the girls are organised in a sex-workers' union, get regular wages and workers comp (girl: "Yeah, I sprained it."). Since legalisation, the only downside has been to coppers' wallets, as they can't then demand corrupt payola or intimidate anyone, except the illegal Asian escorts. Triads import young Thai, Viet or Chinee girls, with no language skills, and litterally fuck them to death, hooked on drugs. Asian businessmen, and other dickheads too, use them so there is no credit card bill for the missus to find, a bogus 'entertainment' charge made. You'd think they would pay cash for services rendered at a clean business, but then again, blokes historically have made poor decisions when thinking with their lower head!
Ceqred, I’m doing you blokes a favour, expanding your exposure to the rich variety of the English language, surely the premier choice among the classic tongues. Many years ago, I bought a Webster dictionary at a chuckout rate at a bookshop. Well, no bloody wonder it was cheap, every third or fourth word was misspelled. No wonder you blokes make a dog’s breakfast of the posts, but you can’t help it. Gawd, imagine what things will be like in your schools, when under the administration of President Newsom and VP AOC!!
I am going to have a long talk with Death and Unfuck for letting you out of the cage you were in at UF’s place, you were supposed to stay there under wraps much like keeping an idiot cousin locked in the attic.
Haven’t you heard?
The asylum was closed down and then destroyed. They kicked the Aussie lunatic out with no tranquilizers. I can’t believe he hasn’t been shot yet, but hey we are talking about Europe. You would think there was at least a good knife or sword maker that could devise a way to get rid of that swine.
I see that Sternie took advantage of Cederq’s bout of cholera to respray the walls of the Asylum. Bit smelly, but effective.