Years ago I worked with a guy that had studied to be a mortician and had worked for one of the local undertakers before dropping out of “the trade”. He also had the personality of a board, and was on his fourth marriage.
One day a few of us were sitting around eating lunch and the topic of his marital history came up and one guy commented “Surely it can’t be all his fault the first three didn’t work out??”
“It’s not” I replied, “The women just got tired of taking ice cold baths and laying perfectly still while he had sex with them.”
Neck
Things you don’t want your funeral home co-worker to say.
Bwahahaha
Truer words were never spoken!
Years ago I worked with a guy that had studied to be a mortician and had worked for one of the local undertakers before dropping out of “the trade”. He also had the personality of a board, and was on his fourth marriage.
One day a few of us were sitting around eating lunch and the topic of his marital history came up and one guy commented “Surely it can’t be all his fault the first three didn’t work out??”
“It’s not” I replied, “The women just got tired of taking ice cold baths and laying perfectly still while he had sex with them.”
Neck
Things you don’t want your funeral home co-worker to say.
“Hey, wanna crack open a cold one after work?”
Yuck! That is sick & wrong!