4 thoughts on “And a date with a Morbark woodchipper

  1. There’s two ways to do the Tar and Feathering.

    Cold (really it’s warm) tar, like you use to spot-tar a barespot on wood. Then add feathers. Advantage: Person will live. Disadvantage: Person will live.

    Hot tar, like boiling hot tar for roofing or first sealing a wooden boat or ship or wooden rail tie. Then add feathers. Advantage: Person can die, as the burns are horrible. Disadvantage: Person can live, as the burns are potentially survivable.

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