12 thoughts on “Achh kaptain, I’m giving all the spores from me poor bairns!

  1. Dryad’s Saddles or Pheasant Backs, technically an edible, smell like cucumber. I’ve tried them a few a few different ways, but no interest. Now I just take pics and continue my walk.

  2. I often wonder who thought it was a good idea to eat them at first ?
    like how did they “find out” what was good and what was NOT ?
    well, the browns ones are okay, taste like dirt though.
    the green ones will make you see GOD for a week
    and frank died after eating some bright red ones last week .
    makes a person wonder that’s all.
    BTW, I don’t like or eat them myself.

    • Most likely they fed one to a dog (or a half-wolf, anyway) or a captive pig. If they lived and didn’t show odd mental effects then it was PROBABLY okay to eat.

          • One of the first things I did with my new phone was turn that SIRI shit off. It’s annoying and it’s always listening.

            When does the former ON/OFF button on an iphone not turn the phone off? When it’s model 15 or newer. Effg ridiculous. Now you have to either press the side button and the volume down button simultaneously or swipe to the control page and press the tiny barely visible power button in the upper right corner until the larger “swipe right” slider appears.

            What that tells me is that Apple doesn’t want you turning off your phone, EVER, so that Apple and whoever they feed the audio to can listen to you 24/7/365.

            Efff that.

        • Now you’re gonna see me in your mind’s eye as I sit naked playing the piano looking back with a grin on my face.
          No amount of brain bleach will erase it.

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