Christ on a pony, what a dystopian preview of the future
‘Fathers’?
twerking “generating niggerithic energy”. That’s some funny shit right there. Notice most are black or brown and look like they backed into an air hose.
Who would pay money to f*ck these things? I’d rather do without.
Cue the ‘National Geographic’ theme music.
The Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom theme would be more appropriate.
Watch as Jim tries to wrestle one down so we can tag it for tacking, be careful Jim.
Makes you wonder how it has managed to be the oldest profession.
Sweet Jebus. I used to finish work at the San Diego main post office at 2:00 am.
It looked EXACTLY like that.
Who’d stick their dick in any of those?
Put enough Colt .45 in some guys and they’ll stick it in the crack of dawn. Some guys don’t even need that.
The accent is perfect! PBS here we come?
PBS here we come!
Marlin Perkins would send Jim in to capture one.
And the Boa constrictor in the water
a truly epic documentary on the most dangerous prey in their natural habitats in the inner cities.
kemp, Jim jumped on some of the most dangerous animals across the planet, but he wouldn’t have jumped on one of those things.
“Look but don’t touch” carries the day, Admiral.
THAT, was some funny ass hyperfragilistic SHIT rite THAR
Christ on a pony, what a dystopian preview of the future
‘Fathers’?
twerking “generating niggerithic energy”. That’s some funny shit right there. Notice most are black or brown and look like they backed into an air hose.
Who would pay money to f*ck these things? I’d rather do without.
Cue the ‘National Geographic’ theme music.
The Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom theme would be more appropriate.
Watch as Jim tries to wrestle one down so we can tag it for tacking, be careful Jim.
Makes you wonder how it has managed to be the oldest profession.
Sweet Jebus. I used to finish work at the San Diego main post office at 2:00 am.
It looked EXACTLY like that.
Who’d stick their dick in any of those?
Put enough Colt .45 in some guys and they’ll stick it in the crack of dawn. Some guys don’t even need that.
The accent is perfect! PBS here we come?
PBS here we come!
Marlin Perkins would send Jim in to capture one.
And the Boa constrictor in the water
a truly epic documentary on the most dangerous prey in their natural habitats in the inner cities.
kemp, Jim jumped on some of the most dangerous animals across the planet, but he wouldn’t have jumped on one of those things.
“Look but don’t touch” carries the day, Admiral.
THAT, was some funny ass hyperfragilistic SHIT rite THAR
A Classic for the Ages!
Good writing. Got the accent down perfect, too!