Fixed the Hawkens Rifle… I didn’t know it was spelled that way, didn’t look it up. I can’t afford it any way.
He does and they’re both moist.
Death you crack me up
That’s the best philosophical statement I’ve heard this year. Guru level.
Years ago, I cut my finger doing something foolish, and I opened my wallet and took out a Band-Aid.
My girlfriend saw this, and asked if I had condoms in there as well. “No, just Band-Aids” I told her,, “I get hurt way more than I get laid.”
She still loves to tell this story.
Carry BOTH. Be totally prepared!
He does. But the condom is saved for ducks.
Fixed the Hawkens Rifle… I didn’t know it was spelled that way, didn’t look it up. I can’t afford it any way.
He does and they’re both moist.
Death you crack me up
That’s the best philosophical statement I’ve heard this year. Guru level.
Years ago, I cut my finger doing something foolish, and I opened my wallet and took out a Band-Aid.
My girlfriend saw this, and asked if I had condoms in there as well. “No, just Band-Aids” I told her,, “I get hurt way more than I get laid.”
She still loves to tell this story.