Phil sobers up, and poasts one about a beautiful goddess that cooks, cleans, and keeps a beautiful home and looking like a million bucks while doing it.
The fuggin CEDERQ ups and ruins it all with a ghastly view of a 31 metric tonne lard assed landwhale AND a rude joke at the expense of the blog’s star poaster! For shame!!!
I am surprised Phil puts up with it, actually!
Yeah? We don’t use that commie metric tonne crap here in the Good Old USA! We use inches and it got us to the moon…
I dunno about that, I often use Metric Ass Load as a descriptor and it looks like that would fit perfectly in this instance…
It’s well known that Karl Marx well preferred using the avoirdupois system to measure around in his hobby workroom. Indeed, in his seminal work Das Kapital, he decries the millimetre as a tool of the running dog capitalist system, designed to make the factory owner even richer, while the worker is continually replacing 10mm sockets.
Imagine the reverb in the thunderbox.
Looks like they’ve located the 3 time “I flipped dignity the bird long ago” event Gold medalist in the ‘Got No Shame’ Olympics.
The blue thing looks like it’s about to vomit.
Love shopping Wally’s so I know what is in fashion that my people wear. Trend setters they be. No tj max shoppers there.
I know, right! It’s prolly got bad breath!
I bet the tonsils behind that smile look like a pile of cowshit with a wagon track thru the middle of it. Yuck!
that there is what we call a land whale. and is the number one reason why I stopped going to Walmart, any Walmart !
I would rather pay a bit more for anything rather than see that walking around
or even worse, the tubs of lard in those powdered carts.
a lot of those people need to do some walking. really.
it weird, you see them load up their cart/basket with junk food and pay for it all with a EBT card. well, when the food get short. I guess a lot of them will slim down a bit
Please Lord … make them stop!
P.S. At my Walliemart, is the usual vast assortment of retirees. Most in obviously questionable health. Morbid obesity is beyond common.
And the gruff characters, living in the undeveloped outreaches. Coming down from the hills for supplies. With a nine on their hip (very few sport revolvers. Strange that).
But the real show? That’s the employees. Sporting fifty different pronouns, fifty shades of hair color, and fifty pieces of hardware on their face. And fifty tattoos on their face, neck, and arms. Freak show? There isn’t a circus that’s got something on them.
If I roll my eyes too far back in my head? I’m afraid I’ll break the muscles!
“the tubs of lard in those powdered carts” Who are even taking up residence in my local grocery store. I have to laugh every time I see one riding the cart with 12-16″ of flesh hanging off of each side of the seat.
“Be aware of back blast”
Gives pussy farts a whole new dimension, doesn’t it?
i bet that looks like its been hit with a DULL DOUBLE BIT AXE!!! AND LEFT THE RUST MARKS!…..EYE BLEACH PLEASE
Sigh.
Goddammitalltohel!
Phil sobers up, and poasts one about a beautiful goddess that cooks, cleans, and keeps a beautiful home and looking like a million bucks while doing it.
The fuggin CEDERQ ups and ruins it all with a ghastly view of a 31 metric tonne lard assed landwhale AND a rude joke at the expense of the blog’s star poaster! For shame!!!
I am surprised Phil puts up with it, actually!
Yeah? We don’t use that commie metric tonne crap here in the Good Old USA! We use inches and it got us to the moon…
I dunno about that, I often use Metric Ass Load as a descriptor and it looks like that would fit perfectly in this instance…
It’s well known that Karl Marx well preferred using the avoirdupois system to measure around in his hobby workroom. Indeed, in his seminal work Das Kapital, he decries the millimetre as a tool of the running dog capitalist system, designed to make the factory owner even richer, while the worker is continually replacing 10mm sockets.
Imagine the reverb in the thunderbox.
Looks like they’ve located the 3 time “I flipped dignity the bird long ago” event Gold medalist in the ‘Got No Shame’ Olympics.
The blue thing looks like it’s about to vomit.
Love shopping Wally’s so I know what is in fashion that my people wear. Trend setters they be. No tj max shoppers there.
I know, right! It’s prolly got bad breath!
I bet the tonsils behind that smile look like a pile of cowshit with a wagon track thru the middle of it. Yuck!
that there is what we call a land whale. and is the number one reason why I stopped going to Walmart, any Walmart !
I would rather pay a bit more for anything rather than see that walking around
or even worse, the tubs of lard in those powdered carts.
a lot of those people need to do some walking. really.
it weird, you see them load up their cart/basket with junk food and pay for it all with a EBT card. well, when the food get short. I guess a lot of them will slim down a bit
Please Lord … make them stop!
P.S. At my Walliemart, is the usual vast assortment of retirees. Most in obviously questionable health. Morbid obesity is beyond common.
And the gruff characters, living in the undeveloped outreaches. Coming down from the hills for supplies. With a nine on their hip (very few sport revolvers. Strange that).
But the real show? That’s the employees. Sporting fifty different pronouns, fifty shades of hair color, and fifty pieces of hardware on their face. And fifty tattoos on their face, neck, and arms. Freak show? There isn’t a circus that’s got something on them.
If I roll my eyes too far back in my head? I’m afraid I’ll break the muscles!
“the tubs of lard in those powdered carts” Who are even taking up residence in my local grocery store. I have to laugh every time I see one riding the cart with 12-16″ of flesh hanging off of each side of the seat.
“Be aware of back blast”
Gives pussy farts a whole new dimension, doesn’t it?
i bet that looks like its been hit with a DULL DOUBLE BIT AXE!!! AND LEFT THE RUST MARKS!…..EYE BLEACH PLEASE