It too, in your butt, Cederq? At least it’ll be a mortis test, that’ll get the most somnambulant drunkard up and moving. Sure you wouldn’t rather a mug of coffee passed under your nose, or bacon frying?
Just one sparkler?
Stick as many that will fit, you also have other orifices to contemplate…
But the methane! Greta won’t be happy, the little National Socialist bitch.
That’s about my affordability level!
I have a better idea, drag my dead ass down to someone else boat. toss me on,
dump a few gas cans around me and cut it lose. after it gets about 10 feet or so away. toss on a road flare. Tried to put that in my will, but my lawyer just laugh with me for about 2 minutes or so and said no.
but he did say it was one of the better ones he has heard people ask for.
damn shame too as the is a big ass lake nearby. I would have thought people would like to see something like that as it getting dark.
When I go, stuff my vertical carcass headfirst into a hole without chemicals. Wrapped in a tow sack with some bailin’ wire holding stuff together. Let the gut bugs do their job.
It too, in your butt, Cederq? At least it’ll be a mortis test, that’ll get the most somnambulant drunkard up and moving. Sure you wouldn’t rather a mug of coffee passed under your nose, or bacon frying?
Just one sparkler?
Stick as many that will fit, you also have other orifices to contemplate…
But the methane! Greta won’t be happy, the little National Socialist bitch.
That’s about my affordability level!
I have a better idea, drag my dead ass down to someone else boat. toss me on,
dump a few gas cans around me and cut it lose. after it gets about 10 feet or so away. toss on a road flare. Tried to put that in my will, but my lawyer just laugh with me for about 2 minutes or so and said no.
but he did say it was one of the better ones he has heard people ask for.
damn shame too as the is a big ass lake nearby. I would have thought people would like to see something like that as it getting dark.
When I go, stuff my vertical carcass headfirst into a hole without chemicals. Wrapped in a tow sack with some bailin’ wire holding stuff together. Let the gut bugs do their job.