Hopefully the dumbass won’t be able to have stupid children now either.
19 thoughts on “A Lesson You Will Never, Ever, Forget”
I am actually shocked that he was even able to stand up!
what a clown.
It looks like he had a spring compressor tool sitting right next to him, yet he thought that he could somehow hold it back with his feet? Time for a new career path, I suggest an entry level position in the fast food industry. Definitely stay away from the bomb disposal field.
Yup. The spring compressors are right there. Uselessly laying on the floor…
isn’t there some rack/holder kind of thing for that ?
I think I saw something like that at one shop where a guy was doing that.
kind of looked like a small press or something ?
but there is a lot of stupid in the world today. Darwin has bein slacking on the job.
but you right about him not having a dumb ass kids.
Yeah; it’s called a spring compressor!
…He decided to use a nutcracker!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
And Ike and Tina Turner’s “Nut Crush City Limits” was playing on the radio.
Spring compressors are cheap. Even easy to make. But what’s the entertainment value in that?
Whoever was filming was counting down, instead of saying “Ya know, that may be a bad idea”.
Well, a vasectomy is less pain, but this is far cheaper. In one respect, anyway. He’ll be peeing blood for a week!
Was that his balls rolling around on the floor?
Damn shame there wasn’t sound to go with the video. I bet the screeching was epic.
At least two octaves higher than ever in his life.
Stupid shit for brains.
Yet another moron allowed to drive, breed and vote…..
Won’t be able to breed no mo’.
Now that’s a painful enema
You know, one of the first things a guy learns, usually without the pain, is to keep the plums out of the line of fire, for anything.
And you treat springs like guns, keepin your gob 180 degrees from where it’s expected to go off.
I call bullshit, at least on him getting hit in the family jewels. If so, he’d be crippled, not hopping up and doing a funny dance. Doesn’t mean that he isn’t a dickhead though.
I am actually shocked that he was even able to stand up!
what a clown.
It looks like he had a spring compressor tool sitting right next to him, yet he thought that he could somehow hold it back with his feet? Time for a new career path, I suggest an entry level position in the fast food industry. Definitely stay away from the bomb disposal field.
Yup. The spring compressors are right there. Uselessly laying on the floor…
isn’t there some rack/holder kind of thing for that ?
I think I saw something like that at one shop where a guy was doing that.
kind of looked like a small press or something ?
but there is a lot of stupid in the world today. Darwin has bein slacking on the job.
but you right about him not having a dumb ass kids.
Yeah; it’s called a spring compressor!
…He decided to use a nutcracker!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
And Ike and Tina Turner’s “Nut Crush City Limits” was playing on the radio.
Spring compressors are cheap. Even easy to make. But what’s the entertainment value in that?
Whoever was filming was counting down, instead of saying “Ya know, that may be a bad idea”.
Well, a vasectomy is less pain, but this is far cheaper. In one respect, anyway. He’ll be peeing blood for a week!
Was that his balls rolling around on the floor?
Damn shame there wasn’t sound to go with the video. I bet the screeching was epic.
At least two octaves higher than ever in his life.
Stupid shit for brains.
Yet another moron allowed to drive, breed and vote…..
Won’t be able to breed no mo’.
Now that’s a painful enema
You know, one of the first things a guy learns, usually without the pain, is to keep the plums out of the line of fire, for anything.
And you treat springs like guns, keepin your gob 180 degrees from where it’s expected to go off.
I call bullshit, at least on him getting hit in the family jewels. If so, he’d be crippled, not hopping up and doing a funny dance. Doesn’t mean that he isn’t a dickhead though.