Naah, at my place the man buys the food ’cause she wouldn’t know a good piece of beef or pork if it bit her on the ass, gets the grill set up, usually for 2-zone cooking, seasons and marinates the meat (if appropriate for the cut), does the cooking, watches it closely, takes it off the grill and onto serving plates, sets the table, says the blessing and then cleans off the table when everyone is done. My wife can’t cook her way out of a paper bag; she’d burn water if she tried to boil it.
Same here. I do it ALL!
Skipped the most important step..
Man must always make fire for which meat is then burned..preferably with 5 gal of gasoline which was supposed to be used in the lawnmower..
That last line is misspelled. It should be spelled ” Man is confused as to why he ain’t gettin any pussy tonight”.
Seen that before but always I mean always still funny.
Naah, at my place the man buys the food ’cause she wouldn’t know a good piece of beef or pork if it bit her on the ass, gets the grill set up, usually for 2-zone cooking, seasons and marinates the meat (if appropriate for the cut), does the cooking, watches it closely, takes it off the grill and onto serving plates, sets the table, says the blessing and then cleans off the table when everyone is done. My wife can’t cook her way out of a paper bag; she’d burn water if she tried to boil it.
Same here. I do it ALL!
Skipped the most important step..
Man must always make fire for which meat is then burned..preferably with 5 gal of gasoline which was supposed to be used in the lawnmower..
That last line is misspelled. It should be spelled ” Man is confused as to why he ain’t gettin any pussy tonight”.
Seen that before but always I mean always still funny.
I’m stayin’ out of this… for obvious reasons…